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On Friday, Uber chauffeured Mazzy and I around as I tried to create the ultimate day for a kid in NYC. We went to the Empire State Building, a ride on the carousel in Bryant Park, took photos with the cracked out Disney characters in Times Square and finally, FAO Schwartz. Then Mazzy's head exploded.

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I was about to stage an exorcism. Then I realized it wasn't the devil— it was Harlow's secondary incisors. Or perhaps they are the same thing?

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Ilana Wiles (Mommy Shorts) commented on a post on Blogger.
Is it bad that I read this post like a checklist and determined I might be a hipster parent by the end? Hides mustache pacifier behind back

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All the cool kids are rocking animal faces on Instagram...http://bit.ly/1k4IqHV
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In honor of the new book, "I Just Want to Be Alone", we're telling the funniest stories about our husbands/boyfriends/partners/exes. FYI- the comments so far have me laughing out loud. The three funniest stories get a $50 Amazon gift card!

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Someone made a comment a few weeks ago about how Harlow never smiles. It made me sad, so I spent the last fourteen days, trying to capture evidence of my baby's adorably lopsided grin on camera...

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Ilana Wiles (Mommy Shorts) commented on a post on Blogger.
I love Suburban Haiku! I should have her guest post! Hmmmm....
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