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Chris Kidwell
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Attended University of Central Florida
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There's something uniquely entertaining about being dragged to a Hanson concert and seeing a level 5 broseph one row in front of you fist pumping and singing along to mm bop.
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Food and Wine festival... This should have been easy this year, you've already done this so many years in a row. I know that this is not your best. It's obvious you didn't apply yourself this year. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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QUEST: Buy a house

Mission progress:
Find a house: 1/1
Haggle: 1/1
Required money: 50000/218500
Paperwork: 25/452
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http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/hawaii-surfer-throws-punches-escape-shark-20647522

The shark came at him from beneath, he saw it and lifted his legs out of the water. The impact knocked him off the board, where he grabbed the shark's fin as it held onto the board. He punched it until it let go, and then caught a wave to get back to shore with another surfer. The shark pursued but did not attack again. He was given $50 by a guy on the beach to go and buy himself a bottle.

And this is the only thing I can hear in my head as I read this story. http://youtu.be/oiXaT_1I-vw?t=34s
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Only half an episode of tabletop this week when they also happen to choose the game I've been waiting for since season 1.  WHEATOOOOOOOON!
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You've never played Monopoly or anything like that? The Tabletop show on Youtube isn't about D&D style games, the vast majority of the shows are board games.
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Boarding our flight to Hawaii, with +Rhianna Kidwell soon we'll be in Australia. Everyone take care till we're back.
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Food manufacturers, the next time you're discussing sizes for sour cream, throw out the suggestion for individually packaged items for about the amount of one or two burritos, pasteurize the shit out of it and throw it in like a mayonnaise packet. I'm tired of buying 12 oz and having 8 go bad because I had no use for it after taco night was over. Would you sell less because I'm buying a few oz rather than 12 oz from you? No, because I'm guaranteed buying your product rather than your competitors. And everyone knows you willingly pay more for smaller and individually packaged items.

You can have that idea for free, let me know if you want to hire me for other great ideas. I've got more.
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I go through sour cream like it's milk. You can use it in anything. 
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Found a bar in Ottawa called Zaphod Beeblebrox. Had to try it out.
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Yeah, if you were capable of ingesting 2, they didn't make it right. 
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This guys whole channel is wonderful. It made my day so wonderful when I found this.
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Stop it! Just...can't...comprehend...such...awesome.
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You know what's great? I can come on here... and no links from political websites. It's gaming news, tech news, and interesting posts about art and museums and stuff.
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Paid for an upgrade to first class on our leg from Hawaii to Sydney. Chilling in the premier lounge at the Honolulu airport. Some day I'll only fly this way.
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Listened to the audiobook for World War Z, after +Wil Wheaton 's recommendation. It was utterly fantastic and I'm going to have to find some time to read the book now, audiobooks are just so easy with an hour drive to work and such, but it was abridged, and I want more of that story. I kind of worry that this will ruin any other zombie movies/stories for me. And I know from watching the trailers that the movie coming out next year is going to be nothing like the book. They'll have thrown away a masterpiece to shill out a generic zombie movie.

You're not talking about a book that sold in numbers like the big book-> movie adaptations we're seeing in recent years, but why would you take something that was unique, and wonderfully executed, argue for movie rights, and then throw away everything that made it unique? You could have just thrown that movie under any name other than world war z and you wouldn't have even had to pay for movie rights, and you wouldn't have a lot of pissed off fans to boot.
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I read the book when it first came out. I just can't feel good about the movie. 
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  • University of Central Florida
    Computer Science, 7 - 2009
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  • M2SYS
    Software Engineer, 2011 - present
  • Cole Engineering Services Inc.
    Software Engineer, 2010 - 2011
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