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Steve Woodrow
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You know you've been working on the new build for too long when looking at a diff makes you do this (see picture). The haiku came later.

BISmark gets toothy:
Router eats whole Internets.
Get us out of here.

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The Internet has succeeded in part because it has been free of the burdens of heavy telecommunication regulations. Let's keep it that way.

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"Currently, his principal research project involves the construction and programming of a vaguely parallel computer, consisting of 32 steam-powered Turing machines installed in the basement of Sieg Hall. Of particular interest is the use of triple-expansion bypass valves, coupled to individual governors on each engine, to achieve write-synchronization of the machines. Graduate students have played an important role in the construction and operation of the engine, particularly in stoking the boilers, and advanced undergraduates are occasionally allowed to polish the brass gauges."

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"Here’s to the sane ones,
the responsible, the mature,
the unsung heroes,
the pillars of society,
the ones who see what needs to be done and do it.
They’re not fond of recognition,
and they know the world is a messy place.
You can snub them, make fun of them, or ignore them.
About the only thing you can’t do is live your life without them.
They make the human race survive.
And while some may see them as the boring ones, we see love.
Because the people who are humble enough to serve
are the ones who hold the world together."

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The perennial dilemma facing the software engineer.

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This is such bullshit. I like how the only two options at this point are:

a) give us all your money


b) we will delete your entire account

Fuck Vimeo.

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Very apt as I work my way through installing Arch.

Slightly disappointed that Siri doesn't make a crack about "Beat up Martin" or "Eat up Martha"...
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