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Daniel Consiglio
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Human. Teacher. Metalhead. Big ol' nerd.
Human. Teacher. Metalhead. Big ol' nerd.

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Not bad. Not subtle, but not bad.
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Books! Lots of books! Sci Fi books!
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Dear intelligent, well-read people (and beloved wise-ass trolls), I need suggestions for for a work of literature (preferably a novel) that deals with coming of age and explores systems of law that is appropriate for 6th graders. One of my excellent co-workers is working to improve our literature curriculum. We cannot use To Kill a Mockingbird for this because we already use it in another class. DEPLOY! #books #reading #literature #education
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Dearest Uncaring, Nonsentient Universe, 
About twenty minutes ago I knocked a large glass container off of the top shelf of the refrigerator. Said glass container bounced off of a door shelf also filled with large glass containers, knocking that shelf down and all of the glass containers to the floor. I then uttered a small selection of words that one should not say when company is over at a volume that one generally should not use when inside. None of the glass containers broke and the kid slept soundly through the whole thing. I thank you for this unexpectedly positive outcome. To show my thanks you may select up to three thoughtless things that I have said about you in the past and I will take those things back and make a concerted effort to never say those things again.
Love,
The tiny speck, living on the tiny speck, on the tiny speck, orbiting the tiny speck, in the tiny arm of the tiny speck, floating in the tiny speck that is, itself, but one of an infinite number of tiny possible specks.
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Having just completed my first service on a Jury in the city of Philadelphia, I have the following three suggestions that I believe would improve the process:
1) Menacing cowls to be warn as juror identification.
2) More open flames in the court room. In fact, all space not taken up by people should be taken up by open flames.
3) A rancor pit equipped with a trap door. Not so much to use on those found guilty or liable, but because nothing brings a room together like a rancor pit equipped with a trap door.
Thank you for your time.
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Only Rowdy Roddy Piper can save us!
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I live in a wonderful world where wonderful things happen!
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So this is what I've been up to in my free time for the last months. You know, more angry and abrasive music. +Industrial Music (#Official Page) 
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