Simon Swingler: Dear Miguel,
That took me longer than I expected. I anticipated that you had jumbled the sliders around, y'know, for a bit of a larf. By the way, have your heard the Iron Maiden song, "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"? With that in mind, would it be OK if I married your niece? I have asked Bradley Smith, through his website to be Best Man. However, that must include your good-self, President Trump, Senator Joe Biden, President Vladimir Putin, Tito Rabat (Please cheerthefookup) and Earl Hayden. Perhaps, Valentino, Pol, Aleix, Marc, Dani, Stefan, Takai, Yonny, Eugene, Scott, Danilo, Maverick "Ebola*" Vinales, Jorge Lorenzo, Marco Melandri, Andrea (AD04 - Good on yer mate!), Alec, Jonas, Sam "selfiestick" Lowes, (w/ Alex), Mika, Casey (Caeliac's Disease) Stoner, the JackAss himself, Mr Jack Miller. I would like to include Brad Miller, Steve Rakes, and Mr Chad Dewar.
Do you think Luca Marini will be Chief Bridesmaid? I must extend the invitation to the Twitter Crew, inc., Babs Kern66, Caz Turner, Peter Turner (OK?), George, The Spanner Addicts and many more. Plus Julian (Ryder), Ian (McPhee), James (52 & 69), Steve (Parrish), and everyone at Forward Racing. By the way, do you think Baldassari would like to ride an extra Ducati in MotoGP? Luca should partner Micky Vander Mark. Invitations are unlikely to be at my discretion. However, the should extend to all F1, NASCAR, Indy Car, Olympians, Baseball, Basketball, American Football, Ice Hockey, British Superbike rider (all classes), World Superbike (all classes) and Moto America (any class), Mick Doohan, Kevein Schwantz, Wayne Rainey, Wayne Gardner, Randy Mamola, Freddie Spencer, Daryl Beattie, Aaron Slight, Roger Lee Hayden (and all Hayden's), Michael Doohan, Tohru Okawa, Max Biaggi, Eddie Lawson, Troy Balliss, Colin Edwards, Kenny Roberts (Snr and Jr), John Kocinski, Trevor Nation, Aaron Yates (and more) and Josh Herrin. Along with, TaxiTaxi of Raleigh's; Samuel, David, Yanni and Saloiu Diop. With Michael Jordan, and Lance Armstrong.
Perhaps, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Saxon, AC/DC, Fastway, Def Leppard, KISS and The Tubes might play the music; "I was a punk before you" and I saw her standing there"... Hi Pam? Busy? Or, all stood up..
The YART team sliders are as follows: ixs - Sheridan Morelos, Kushitani - Broc Parkes, Power Force - Davide Checa (and Carlos) and Racing Ahead - Max Neukirchner. Hopefully, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke Raleigh Creedmoor, and WakeMed will be paying for that, as part of their settlement to fund Team ls39always. The invoice for those guys is Four Factory Suzuki's, Two Factory Ducati's, Four DR Moto/Forward MGP Moto 2 bikes, and two YART R1's for Dakota Mamola. I think Motad, Avon Tyres, Ferodo, and Metzler Tyres could be helped to fund the expenses. I hope the $53,000,000,000,000 that I have requested as settlement for all criminal charges will be adequate for 5 years funding. In addition, the defendants are required to offer free University education to all residents of North Carolina. What do you think? I know a good lawyer, or three. The Salk Institute, Apple, Microsoft, Ducati USA, Facebook, Google, Amazon, and PayPal will help, I am sure.
ForzaVale46
Love,
Simon.
