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Jonathan McCord
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Lived in Imperial Beach, CA
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That's pretty slick looking.
 
Specialized creative director, Robert Egger, designs the 'fUCI' smart bike that breaks all of the UCI rules.
As the name quite artlessly suggests, the incredibly innovative fUCI bike is designed for people who do not partake in competitive cycling.
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DIY Bottle opener. Not bad.
 
What He Made With A Wood Block And This Nail Will Blow Your Party Guests Away
This DIY bottle opener will impress your guest so much, you'll have to buy more beer. The inventor is a genius and the ultimate party-thrower…
This DIY bottle opener will impress your guest so much, you'll have to buy more beer. The inventor is a genius and the ultimate party-thrower. | From interesting-world
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I want to do this.
 
I really want to do this before I die.
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YES!!! Fecal Transplant!
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Hey +Fred Steffen . Should we make these?
 
A beer-sicle? Why yes, thank you!
Boozy popsicles are the ultimate in adult refreshment, but so many of them seem geared toward the wine drinkers and fruity cocktail lovers of the world. Beer seems to get the short end of the popsicle stick, but no longer! These pops are refreshing and easy to make, and can be made without even pouring your brew from its can.
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mmmm
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OMG this is fantastic! This is better than I anticipated. #firefly  
[ad#google-adsense-2] Con Man centers on the post-show life of Wray Nerely (Alan Tudyk) the co-star of “Spectrum,” a sci-fi series, which was cancelled before its time and went on to become a cult ...
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LOL! WOW!!!
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So, I've been seeing all sorts of different subscription services popping up lately. I've even subscribed to a couple of them (Loot Crate, Cairn), and found them either interesting or useful.  Yesterday I heard about one that, over the course of 2 years, you can get all the parts to build a 1:1 scale model of the Millennium Falcon, based off of the model used in the original Star Wars Movies.

That got me to thinking. Wouldn't it be awesome if there was a subscription service to build your own bike, piece by piece? When you sign up, you get to choose the style of bike you want (Road, Mountain bike, fixie, etc.) and you start off with an unpainted frame. Each month you get a new group of pieces to add to your bike, maybe include some of the special tools needed. Maybe even get to select some of the option before it's sent out.

This would be great to learn all the ins and outs of working on a bicycle, and allow you to build a bike over a period of time, taking out the need to pay all up front.

I think some enterprising bicycle company or business savvy people should look into this. Just saying....

#Bicycle   #subscription   #cycling  
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It was bound to happen at some point.
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You know how everyone has an inner monologue? Mine's in the voice of the late, great George Carlin. He's usually telling not to be a jackass, though.
 
A good read for the thoughtful fan.
Few comedians have aimed for the mind over the funny bone (while still reaching both) quite like George Carlin has.
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So true.
 
10 Comics That Hilariously Sum Up Parenthood. Do you experienced the same before? Lol

#FirstSmileApp #Parenthood #Funny #happymonday  
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For all the dads out there.
I have three kids. They don’t fucking listen. One day, God as my witness, they will listen. They will stop, turn around, not talk for five seconds, and say to me, “Wow, I never thought of it that way before. Thanks, Dad!” I swear it will happen. I will destroy entire countries if I have to make it so. But until then, every last bit of handy, fatherly wisdom I have to impart on these people goes right down a fucking black hole. It’s nothing but CA...
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This. I fucking love this.
I have three kids. They don’t fucking listen. One day, God as my witness, they will listen. They will stop, turn around, not talk for five seconds, and say to me, “Wow, I never thought of it that way before. Thanks, Dad!” I swear it will happen. I will destroy entire countries if I have to make it so. But until then, every last bit of handy, fatherly wisdom I have to impart on these people goes right down a fucking black hole. It’s nothing but CA...
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Well shucks, I can't access bcz I'm not a member.
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Glad somebody has the balls to call Kanye out on his BS.
 
Corey Taylor is discovering the cost of taking Kanye West to task. "People are ripping me to shreds," he tells Billboard.
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That is absolutely ridiculous... Kanye West?!?!? Damn... 
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