I was more than satisfied with the amount, proximity, and fluffiness of the alpacas. They have alpaca yarn, alpaca socks, and other alpaca goods, as well as the ultimate alpaca gift: you can buy actual alpacas, if you are so inclined.
This is not the worst food in the world, nor the worst service. To be sure, though, neither were good.
Let me put it this way: you would probably have a better experience by cooking a Mountain House-style freeze dried meal with the coffee maker in your room.
I love this place! Delicious Mexican/southwestern food. They bring warm bean dip to the table along with the salsa, service is friendly, and food is prepared quite quickly. Also, they have live Spanish guitar some nights!