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"The best we can hope for is nothing." ~ Dutch
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Dear Lazywebs, if Godzilla is a kaiju, what are people like Spectreman, Ultraman, and Jet Jaguar? #nerd #kaiju #lazywebs
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I'd classify them as super-seinen characters, but that's probably not quite right.

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#cantstopthesignal #occupy

VIA TUMBLR: It’s proved impossible for me to get this shot of former Philadelphia Police Cpt. Ray Lewis being arrested, published anywhere. I was adamantly rebuffed by the Philadelphia Inquirer, NYT, local NY papers, and Newsweek, before even looking at the photograph. One of the only published photos of this paradoxical and intense event is located here at the NYC Observer:

http://www.observer.com/2011/11/former-philadelphia-police-captain-ray-lewis-arrested-ows/
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Hi, all. If you're adding me, be aware that:

a.) I don't really add people with whom I don't have previous verifiable history.
b.) This is one of only two public posts that I have ever, or will ever do.
c.) The rest of my posts are for my peeps alone.

So, if you're following me, and it seems like I haven't been chatty, now you know why.
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I'm a friend of yours from across the internet. Across... an internet.

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I am disappointed in Senator Al Franken. I wrote to him about it, and he supports SOPA. Details later. For now, chew on this.

This will be one of my rare public posts.
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Call them up too and let them know how you feel

@Al Franken: (202) 224-5641


@Amy Klobuchar: (202) 224-3244

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How to dance to Dubstep - Agents were teaching us at the turn of the century.
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You may get this message several times, please forgive me if it goes down like that.

Hi, I'm Glossolalia Black.

Some of you may know me IRL, in which case you know I'm /not/ Glossolalia Black. Some of you have known me on the Internet for years, yet haven't met me IRL, and I consider you my friends, too, especially if you've survived several migrations. That means we've most likely interacted in some meaningful way.

However, know this: I am not a naturally friendly person inside. I am quite wary, in fact. I don't like AIs, corporations, or anything without a discreet flesh and blood form (singular) of some sort. Meaning this - I won't friend you unless you are "real". You don't have to tell me your slave name, you don't have to show me an ID. But you can't be, say, a sockpuppet with a rotating cast of people behind it. I really don't trust those, even though most of the time /those/ assholes tend to be singular people, after all. Those are the people I try to avoid as a general rule. You feel me?

So, okay, some of you, I've never seen your real face and don't know your real name, but for some reason you feel comfortable out here in the Internets with it. That's ok, that's hardcore, I've done that too. Going on two decades out here in the Vasty tho, you learn to rein some shit in. So I don't do that as much anymore. But if you do, and all I know you as is "ConnieLingus@23skiddoo.whatever", I'm not going to recognize you. Which means I'll most likely block you. Because you haven't passed my own personal Voigt-Kampff and Turing tests. Get it?

So, if you "add" me here in G+, be prepared to introduce yourself first if you're not sure I recognize you.

If I end up not adding you, though, it might just be due to the fact that I know you personally and maybe don't like your POV. If that's the case, then just ask me next time we're together, and I'll most likely cop to hating your feed. Doesn't mean I don't like you as a person, though.

If you can't reach me in comments, email me.
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The nicest unfriendly person you'll ever meet.
Introduction
"Writers are a dime a dozen in this town."

I wrote that line for the first time back in 1986, if that gives you any idea. I wrote in on paper, in a notebook, cross-legged on a rubber-sheeted bed behind cinderblock and Plexiglas, in a psychiatric juvenile prison in southern Virginia.

If you think that gives you any clue as to who I am today, I might argue with you. But I'd eventually concede.  Yes, that might have Something To Do With It.
Bragging rights
Lollapalooza 1991, Orlando. Glastonbury 2003. I survived both 1984 and 2001. Neither were as interesting as fiction would have you believe. Not in THAT way, anyway.
Education
  • hard knocks, everywhere
    present
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You can't reach me at home.
Address
Antarctica
Work
Phone
You sure as hell can't reach me at work.
Address
Sea of Tranquility
Work
Occupation
I Take Shit For A Living
Skills
All you need to know is that said skills can pay the bills, but it's hard out there.
Employment
  • Nunya
    Business, 999 - present
    God, if you're an employer, and you're just trying to dig up dirt on me, you can go ahead and remove me from your list of candidates. Unless you dig my points of view, in which case, you're welcome to see if my other qualifications (that I submitted quite nicely to you, on a resume, I assume, with my real name) make me a nice fit for your establishment.
  • Uttertoad Comix
    Writer, Co-Conspirator, 2006 - present
  • If You Really Must
    Know What My Relationship To Work Is
    All you need to do is follow this link. http://xkcd.com/137/
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