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有個工程師找不到工作,就開了一家私人診所,

放了塊牌子在外面,寫著 “病治好,付$300;治不好,退$1000”

有個醫生看到了這塊牌子,心想這是個掙錢的好機會,

於是決定去一趟工程師的診所。


醫生: 我失去味覺了, 吃飯嘴裡沒味道。

工程師: 護士,把22號盒的藥拿來給病人嘴裡滴三滴。

病人(醫生): 靠,這是汽油!

工程師: 恭喜你,你的味覺恢復了,付我$300吧。

醫生只好付了錢,很不爽地走了。


幾天後又回到診所,打算把損失的錢搞回來。

醫生: 我失去了記憶,什麼都記不住。

工程師: 護士,把22號盒的藥拿來給病人嘴裡滴三滴。

醫生: 靠,這不是上次治味覺的藥嗎!?

工程師: 恭喜你,你的記憶恢復了,請付$300吧。

醫生只好又付了錢,憤怒地離開了。


幾天後又回到診所。

醫生: 我的視力很差。

工程師: 抱歉!我沒有什麼藥治這個病,這是退你的$1000....

醫生: 可這只是$500!

工程師: 恭喜你,你的視力恢復了,請付給我$300。


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(Photo: M. Elsevier Stokmans)It looks like a statue of the Buddha. It is, in a way. But inside, there are the mummified remains of a human body. Tradition holds that they are a Buddhist monk who lived around the year 1100 AD. Last year, the statue left China for the first time. The Drents Museum, an art and history museum in Assen, The Netherlands, arranged for it to be viewed through a CT scanning machine.-via TYWKIWDBI...
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Biomechanical simulation of dragonflies - the new drone wings project

Dragonfly's characteristic hind wing and fore wing are not same movements. Even in this case, the formula of voluntary movement is always valid. That is, by changing the position interrelationship of the fulcrum and the effort point, I confirmed two wings movements can be realised. I was relieved to this result. in the Formula, we can found a philosophy to become the keys of swarm intelligence.

Youtube : http://goo.gl/Y7RV4E

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A Dragonfly in Slow Motion | MIT Video
 http://video.mit.edu/watch/a-dragonfly-in-slow-motion-3191/

The universal mechanical linkage and the formula who represents any voluntary movements of animal nature is a new invention for the technological innovation. constitution of all limbs and bodies of animals and all voluntary movements now become feasible mathematically.

References : 
Biomechanical simulation of drone beetles 
  « http://goo.gl/68Nv5r , http://goo.gl/qKv4PS »
Biomechanical simulation of bats 
  «  http://goo.gl/PLx0qe , http://goo.gl/7A3fUZ »
The formula of the voluntary movement 
  « http://goo.gl/Dchj6Y , http://goo.gl/2rau6N »
Examples of the universal mechanical linkage 
  « http://goo.gl/qXWmnI , http://goo.gl/MPX3A8 »
The octagonal formula of the voluntary movement 
  « http://goo.gl/AZYJlJ »
New cobotics system The Turbulence 
  « http://goo.gl/WoCGsG , tuto : http://youtu.be/GMsa5WWRcyc »
Airfoil and hummingbird 
  « http://goo.gl/EPNTcq »
Essay about the animal force and the principle of voluntary movement
  « http://goo.gl/vrhyif , http://goo.gl/Q2vehL »

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