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Alice Jones Webb
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If you want to be better than average, you have to be different than average.
If you want to be better than average, you have to be different than average.

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Dancing With Snakes in the Dystopian Age
"Where have you been?" It's okay. You can call off the search party. Hold your emails. Call back the hounds. I know I haven't posted much recently, and apparently some of you are upset about that. (Although I'm pretty sure that at least an equal number of p...

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There's No Time To Spare
My youngest child is trying to leave me. Maybe I'm being just a little dramatic. My youngest daughter is in the process of applying to an Early College program. If things go the way she has planned, in the fall, my home will be empty during the day. If she ...

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Way to Spread the Hate - On The Walking Dead's 'Racist' T-Shirt
Gratuitous picture of Daryl. Because... Daryl. It's super easy to offend people these days. In fact, trying not to offend is like tiptoeing barefooted in the dark across a playroom floor strewn with Legos and hot wheels and maybe even rusty razor blades (I ...

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Is DeVos Really The Greatest Danger to School Children?
According to my social media newsfeeds, we have something new to be upset about. I know that it's been difficult to focus. The atrocities keep popping up like so many kernels of microwave popcorn, the public ire and fear busting the internet wide open with ...

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Don't March for Me, Marge and Tina.
(If you sang that title to a tune from Evita , we should be friends.) I knew I was going to upset a lot of people when I posted that "I Have a Uterus and My Rights are Just Fine." It's why my finger hovered nervously over the mouse before I finally clicked ...

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I Have a Uterus and My Rights are Just Fine
Public Domain I didn't march on Washington. I know that's surprising considering I possess both a vagina and a fully functioning uterus. But I just couldn't bring myself to join my sistren with their pink pussy hats and expletive-riddled signage. I mean, I ...

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Lessons Learned Hunting With My Dad
My father died last week. To make a long story short, he had a heart attack while hunting and was rushed to the hospital. My mother made it to the hospital to be with him while the doctors were running tests to find out exactly what happened (His EKG was no...

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Don't Panic! Southerners Do Know How to Handle Snow
Right now the South is bracing for Snowpocalypse 2017. A few days ago, when the weathermen first dared suggest snow was on it's way, the entire population of North Carolina lost its mind. The mad dash to the grocery store for bread and milk ensued, and the ...

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A Letter to My Daughter on Her 18th Birthday
Dear Hannah, We made it! Happy 18th birthday, Sweetheart! I don't know if you feel any different today than you did yesterday. Maybe you should. Today is the day you enter legal adulthood, the day that you can legally vote (please take the responsibility se...
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