QQ UTG 175 behind. Raise 10. UTG+1 call, +3 raise to 35, button call. Hero ???

Hero small blind AQcc, 240 stack. Three limpers. Hero raises to 15. Two calls. AA6dd. Hero bets 15. Early position villain calls, button folds. Q. Ding. Hero bets 50. River brick. Villain has me covered.

Hero ???

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1/2 nlhe. Cutoff opens 7. Hero A4s button(160 stack.). Call. BB calls. 367ss. BB 25, 50 behind. Cutoff folds.

Hero?

(More interesting: what if cutoff calls? He has me covered.)

Single best UFC knockout ever.

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OK an actually interesting one. Hero button (just doubled up to 500 stack last hand. Both villains have maybe 300.) KJss. Two limpers. Raise to 15. Blinds fold, limpers call. J85 rainbow. K to hero. Bets 25. Two calls. Q. K all around. 2. K to hero, ???

That is the first time I've asked the cashier to count it because I couldn't.

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This is not a joke nor even an exaggeration. I just found out that my sister in law’s other brother-in-law was arrested in Venezuela at the airport while trying to leave the country. His crime, he was an employee for a company that went out of business. Waiting for more? There isn’t any. Maduro has decreed that any business that goes out of business has committed economic treason and its employees are subject to arrest. They had already arrested numerous owners and managers but this is the first time they went after rank and file worker bees.

Uh...what?

Is this accurate? If so, it's literally the central (evil) plot point from Atlas shrugged.