."Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans [JEANS!] and tha boots with tha fur [WITH THA FURR!]"
Come on... who doesn't like
that song? It's annoyingly AWESOME and made of glittery penii and honeybees... +Cool Story, Bro!
Seriously though... this is making me shed tears like a mo-fo. READ IT and WEEP with me.