You couldn't have paid me to watch the Oscars. Bunch of overpaid, ego-maniacal, uneducated, over-opinionated, ninnies, congratulating themselves. Sometimes, I think I'm the only one that sees the world clearly. With that said, Ill be busy in a cabin in the woods, eating cheetos with toothpicks and writing my manifesto, if anyone needs me.
"I've got better things to do, you know? I could be drunk right now in a movie theater, heckling Argo." -- Matt Damon.