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burn fat + build muscle = more sexy time
burn fat + build muscle = more sexy time

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What is a training partner? It beats me how you wouldn't know, but learn its definition, pronunciation and all that jazz with MonsterLonge.Com's glossary of fitness terms. Boost your vocabulary today! https://monsterlonge.com/training-partner/
Training Partner
Training Partner
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Not only have you been eating breakfast when there's no real life or death need to, but you've also been eating the wrong shit. That's why you should find out what some of the best breakfast choices are. Like, that's the least you can do if you want to continue being a slave to tradition! https://monsterlonge.com/best-breakfast-choices/
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Why is that gym creeper always creeping on you? Well, you better go ask them! Like, how the fuck would I know?!?! What I do know is why I'm giving you the creeps, and here's why… https://monsterlonge.com/confessions-of-a-gym-creeper/
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It's time to wake up about waking up…but only when the time suits you! https://monsterlonge.com/genetics-dont-wake-you-up/
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When you go to the gym (if you ever do), you better not do what you did the last time you went (if there was even a last time) or nothing will happen. That's because the muscles need to be confused, like allllllll…the…time! Muscle confusion is where it's at, baby! Is that true? False? True AND false? Learn for yourself! https://monsterlonge.com/muscle-confusion/
Muscle Confusion
Muscle Confusion
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What is an exercise program? It beats me how you wouldn't know, but learn its definition, pronunciation and all that jazz with MonsterLonge.Com's glossary of fitness terms. Boost your vocabulary today! https://monsterlonge.com/exercise-program/
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Exercise Program
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What is a spot? It beats me how you wouldn't know, but learn its definition, pronunciation and all that jazz with MonsterLonge.Com's glossary of fitness terms. Boost your vocabulary today! https://monsterlonge.com/spotting/
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Spotting
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I've been watching you. Yeah, I'm a creeper. And your point is? Anyway, it's apparent that you don't know the steps to working out in a gym. That's why you should read this! Sure, I'll keep staring at you, but at least it'll be for pervy reasons instead of because you look like an idiot doing stupid shit. https://monsterlonge.com/steps-to-working-out-in-a-gym/
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Nope! This quote is NOT workout motivation or fitness inspiration of any sort. Absolutely freakin' not!!! https://monsterlonge.com/holding-you-back/
Holding You Back
Holding You Back
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So your workout mindset is to kill it in the gym by going super-duper hard with the weights. Good for you! I'll tell you one thing, though. That DOESN'T mean that your intensity is all that and a bag of chips! Wait, are you crazy kids still saying that? Oh well, whatever! Anyway, there's more to just going to the gym and going all beast mode. Way more! Find out for yourself. https://monsterlonge.com/workout-mindset/
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