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Justin Shumaker
Works at Texas State Comptroller of Public Accounts
Attended Amarillo Tascosa High School, Texas Tech University
Lives in Austin, TX
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How very true.
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Dear four guys I just saw in a Mini convertible: hahahahaha, okay, whatever, I guess?!
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I'm wearing the HELL out of all my white pantsuits today.
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Tonight I ran 2 miles in 20 minutes. That's the most I've run non-stop in all my 37 years. This is a minor miracle.
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I'm almost there as well. 2 miles has always seemed to be my cap for attention span. But now I'm doing it with a 24 lb. baby and a jogging stroller. So, hitting 2 miles without stopping has become a small obsession. Good for you!
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Okay, I no touch sensor.
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"Still, for longtime fans, for those who took to Facebook yesterday with memories and old performance clips, yesterday’s breakup felt like a death in the family. R.E.M. were more than just a band; they represented an aesthetic preference. In contrast to U2, the kings of secular sincerity, R.E.M. made themselves vulnerable in a very human way. They were a smart band who stood for substantial things and weren’t afraid to be totally, delightfully weird. The group’s stubborn unorthodoxy resonated with the kids who didn’t fit in -- the ones who were too smart, too unconventional, too geeky, too philosophical, too artsy. Hardcore fans naturally gravitated toward one another: If you saw someone wearing an R.E.M. shirt, you just knew on a subconscious level you’d probably be friends."
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And maybe you could trade a Swatch with them.
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If God keeps ignoring this fire/drought thing, I'm going to seriously consider not voting for Him again.
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The problem with these God elections is they only take place every 6,000 years and the opposing party never nominates anyone serious.
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I'm the manager of our fantasy football league. We had our draft this morning. I had the first overall pick. I missed it because I was in the bathroom weighing myself. At least I was doing something manly.
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It's so hot. How hot? I saw your mom outside and I was like "What are you doing out here? It's too hot!" and she was all "I know, right!"
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I was looking at Facebook's "Recommended Pages" and these two were adjacent. Now that's just weird. And funny.
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