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Richard Weeks
Works at The Eucharistic Assembly
Lives in London, UK
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Bearded scumlord here only to poison your children with terrible music.
Introduction
I eat shit.
Bragging rights
I'm in six bands you have never heard of.
Work
Occupation
Musician
Skills
Guitarist, bassist, vocalist, has a beard, hits the cervix.
Employment
  • The Eucharistic Assembly
    The Pope, 2012 - present
    Podcast host.
  • Iron Thatcher
    World Controller, 2013 - present
    Vocalist, guitarist, bassist, lyricist, song writer, subjugator of the proles.
  • The Higher Craft
    Space Pirate, 2013 - present
    Bassist.
  • Ebonillumini
    The Manitou, 2013 - present
    Bassist, voice of the forest.
  • Carnivorous Forest
    Sovereign Pontiff, 2012 - present
    Vocalist, guitarist, bassist, lyricist, song writer, riff master.
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Pope Richard, The Pope, The Manitou, Cap'n Dicky, Losfer

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Quote from the flying pig: It's this type of heavy metal that is VERY good indeed. You're actually wearing a black metal t shirt in your profile picture.
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Assembly 039 - Prolific Daddy Issues

Like a hurricane full of cats, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week, Stormbeard reviews some absolutely brilliantly miserable albums while The Pope has a cheeky verbal wank over Dan Swano. We also discuss a myriad of topics including calories, booking your Bloodstock ticket six months in advance, woe, prolific daddy issues, Christian metal, professional podcasting, Peter Tagtgren's vocals, Crimson, Crimson II, upside down guitars, and the hunt for a brand new Eucharistic Assembly Interviewer!

Food
Intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly
Bloodstock ticket... booked!
A word from Stormbeard
Stormbeard Reviews: My Dying Bride - An Ode to Woe
Metalworks: Dan Swano
Stormbeard's Classic Album Review: Pink Floyd - The Final Cut
The Worst Bands on Earth: Whoever Did The Jesus Metal Explosion
Guys, Peter Tagtgren
New releases: 26/01/2014 - 01/02/2014
The Eucharistic Assembly is looking for an interviewer
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Outro: Sea Wolves of the Atlantic - The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black

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Assembly 039 - Prolific Daddy IssuesLike a hurricane full of cats, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!This week, Stormbeard reviews some absolutely brilliantly miserable albums while The Pope has a cheeky verbal wank over Dan Swano. We also discuss a myriad of ...
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Assembly 038 - Plagues of Mediocrity
Like a mediocre plague from a country that no longer exists, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week, the Pope reviews the latest Iced Earth album: Plagues of Babylon! Spoiler warning: He thought it was bum. The Stormbeard also reviews Motorhead's Aftershock! Spoiler warning: He thought it was great. Also, Stormbeard gives you a history lesson on King Crimson's In the Court of the Crimson King. The podcast also features discussions on airplanes, militaristic fanatic Satanists, Manowar, Varg, Slash, Peter Fripp, and a fucking shitton more.

The cost of flying
Intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly
Banks
The Pope Reviews: Iced Earth - Plagues of Babylon
When you see another metalhead in public
Stormbeard Reviews: Motorhead - Aftershock
Crispy cornflakes
Stormbeard's Classic Album Review: King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
News: Black metal musican murdered by Satanist, Racist white people in Canada
New releases: 19/01 - 25/01
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Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen

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Like a mediocre plague from a country that no longer exists, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!This week, the Pope reviews the latest Iced Earth album: Plagues of Babylon! Spoiler warning: He thought it was bum. The Stormbeard also reviews Motorhead's Aftersho...
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Like a collection of pagan myths consolidated into one Christian pile of bullshit and lies, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week we celebrate the most pagan of all holidays: Christmas! We also review the new albums by Jaldaboath and Fyrdsman, we count down the Pope's top ten albums of 2013, we discuss black metal, joining nine bands in one year, artistic integrity, Pope Francis, Pope Ratzinger, Steam, Saints Row, King Diamond, and so much more!

Show Notes (A Fuckton of Shit):

Fucking BUSY
Opening: King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas
Show open
Review: Jaldaboath - The Further Adventures...
Review: Fyrdsman - Omen in the Sky
The Pope's Top Ten Albums of 2013
Segue: Carnivorous Forest - Cocksucker
Fucking Video Games: Steam Sale
Hammer Smashed Faith: Pope Francis
New releases: December edition
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Outro: King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

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This week we venture across the foggy isles of Great Britain in search of aural insanity.

The Meads of Asphodel - Wishing Well of Bones
Old Corpse Road - Isobel - Queen of Scottish Witches
The Infernal Sea - Call of the Augur
Cnoc An Tursa - The Lion of Scotland
Siluria - The Gates of Annwn
Baphomet's Cunt - Victorian Horse Fuckers
Jaldaboath - Bash the Bishop
Iron Thatcher - The Proletariat
Ancient Ascendant - Under Ancient Stone
Fyrdsman - Forgotten Beneath the Soil

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The Gospel of Judas 005 - British Metal SpecialThe Meads of Asphodel - Wishing Well of BonesOld Corpse Road - Isobel - Queen of Scottish WitchesThe Infernal Sea - Call of the AugurCnoc An Tursa - The Lion of ScotlandSiluria - The Gates of AnnwnBaphomet's C...
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Like a two hour long prog rock opera, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week we review the new Ayreon album and don't really talk about much else actually.

Show Notes (A Fuckload of Gobshite):

Festivals...
Opening: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly
New review format discussion
Review: Ayreon - The Theory of Everything
New releases: 10/11/2013 - 23/11/2013
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Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen

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Like a two hour long prog rock opera, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!This week we review the new Ayreon album and don't really talk about much else actually.Show Notes (A Fuckload of Gobshite):Festivals...Opening: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assemb...
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Damn son, that's brutal.
 
Call me grace.

Just managed to cut my knuckle all to hell. No masturbating for me.
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There was so much blood I almost drowned in it.
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SEA WOLVES OF THE ATLANTIC

My new martial industrial / neofolk band with lyrics and themes focused on World War II. A large amount of neofolk bands set their lyrics to romantacise the Axis powers, but I say fuck that and fuck them. Sea Wolves of the Atlantic will be focused on the Allies during the war.

The first song is "The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black" and is based on the Battle of the Atlantic, the longest continuous military campaign during the entire war. The Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe ultimately fell to the Royal Canadian Navy, Royal Navy, and Allied merchant shipping.
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Sea Wolves of the Atlantic - The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black
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Like a tank upside down and on fire, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week our brand new reviewer THE STORMBEARD revisits Kataklysm's Waiting for the End to Come. He also has some choice words for Ice Earth's Plagues of Babylon. We also discuss snow in Canada, the lack of snow in London, being awake for ten minutes before talking into a microphone for an hour, region locking your video game consoles, martial industrial, Jon Schaeffer, not really knowing how Jon Schaeffer spells his surname, Nazis, drugs, circumcision, the Leeds Owl Trail, and much much more!

Show Notes (An Ass Full of Shite):

A year without snow
Show intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly
New reviewer: THE STORMBEARD
Revisiting: Kataklysm - Waiting for the End to Come
Metalworks: Judas Priest
The Higher Craft - Delta 9
Fucking Video Games: Bravely Default and the Woes of Region Locking and Localisation
Carnivorous Forest - Cocksucker
New releases: Jan 12 - 18th
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Outro: Stormbeard - Trail of the Owls

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Assembly 037 - Hoot for MeLike a tank upside down and on fire, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!This week our brand new reviewer THE STORMBEARD revisits Kataklysm's Waiting for the End to Come. He also has some choice words for Ice Earth's Plagues of Bab...
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Like a fannypack full of bad jokes, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week we dive deep into a mire full of shit and piss. After nearly drowning we crawl out, covered in diarrhoea and puke to discuss: The new Kataklysm album, old people on the bus, electronic video game consoles, Maritime wildlife, dumb people, cops shooting dogs, moose eating sharks, Newfoundland, groovy death metal, and the lack of metal albums released at Christmas.

Show Notes (An Ass Full of Shit):

I'm not ageist, but fuck old people
Opening: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly
Review: Kataklysm - Waiting for the End to Come
Fucking Video Games: PS4, Xbox One, Wii U
News: Killer coyotes in Cape Breton, Moose-eating shark
New releases: 24/11/2013 - 08/12/2013
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Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen

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