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Victor Cypert
Worked at Self Employed
Attended Graysonville State University
Lives in Alabama
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Oh but watching this alone in a motel room without any lights on--best. mistake. ever.
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This is what WoW should've been with Cataclysm. Instead, WoW went soft and RIFT went theory-craft hard. WoW--the MMO for people who are bad at math.
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Who is the back fat double-wide lard-ass in the jean shorts and beige shirt who is getting off on this?
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I hope that old bitch had a heart attack and died. Fuck her thieving ass. Dirty old cunt.
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I find it amusing how WoWies all believe the MMO genre was born of WoW. "You stole that from WoW!"  No, technically we stole it from EverQuest who got the idea from an abandoned UO idea that floated on the Internet from 1999 to 2001 but was never implemented in that game. 

Yeah. L2History, noob.
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Opening a Wells-Fargo account this Fall now. Thanks, Franklin Graham! I'd have never known which bank to choose!
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Fuck ever last cop who ever breathed. Fuck them all. I hope there's a hell. I sincerely hope there's a hell. Fuck the fucking pigs.
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Mommy-entitlement / Breeder-entitlement / Straight-entitlement must end.
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Raging about "rape culture" keeps people from focusing on actual rapes, rape victims, and rape statistics. Good for you for turning the false rhetoric against the fauxminists.
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Education
  • Graysonville State University
    Subjective Science, 1996
    Bachelor of Subjective Science. Capstone Course work included: "There is no spoon" - Telekinesis in Theory and Practice, "My, God! It's full of stars!" - Visionary Experiences from Outer Space, "Monkey in a Tank" or "How I became a sun-god werewolf on mushrooms" - The Lilly / Leary / Alpert Method of Shapeshifting in the Real-World
  • Miskatonic University
    Medieval Metaphysics, 2010
    Dry, dry, dry... Iä!
  • Masonville University
    Hallucinatory Studies, 2013
    I've got a doctorate... I don't remember what I did to get it, though. Oh, well....
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Tagline
Last alchemist in a world with no more lead.
Introduction
These are not the droids you're looking for....
Bragging rights
Co-creator of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Work
Occupation
Writer, Philosopher, Intellectual Miscreant
Skills
Self-deprecating humor, wry wit, acerbic observation
Employment
  • Self Employed
    Struggling Writer
    I write speculative fiction.
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Alabama
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I used to do good business with this group but there were always problems. The people on staff and the regulars have a club and, if you're not one of them, prepare to be disrespected, challenged, criticised, and ridiculed for anything and everything. Patricia--an on staff reader (aka RUNE)--teaches Wicca classes. Despite making her students pledge secrecy, she has no qualms spilling the beans about her students to random strangers, passersby, and generally anyone she think will listen. She is declared warlock by many real Wiccans and magicians. The people there are vile towards anyone who practices anything they don't approve of. If you're into spirit keeping, don't tell these nit-wits because that's just EVIL in their book. I will never do business with this Llewellyn store again.
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Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
I don't know if this place still operates like this, but in the 1980s they had a habit of firing male nurses that were gay. Homophobia indicates adherence to a superstitious belief system not in keeping with quality of service.
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
An atrocious little rag that attacks infants. If you wipe your ass with this thing, you'll leave more hideous shit on your hole than you remove! Run by some of the worst people on earth, they laugh at the sick, the weak, the elderly, and the hopeless.
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
Poor selection and everyone working here is in treatment, meaning they preach to you when you walk in the door. "I'm blessed today, sir! Are you blessed today?" (No, if I were "blessed" then God would have kept me from walking in here!) Also, this is tied to Center of Hope Ministry -- a failed faith-based rehab center that has been responsible for the spike in Calhoun County's homeless teen population and the tent city that moves around between Oxford and Munford.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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In true form to the kind of petty, hateful, bigoted attitude that this part of Alabama produces, my experience today trying to get my desperately sick rabbit in to see the vet was met with the typical refusal of basic service. When asked, "Can I bring my rabbit in today to see ANYONE?" The receptionist refused to say either "yes" or "no." Rather, she hemmed and hawed around the refrain, "The vet that sees rabbits isn't in today." Well, I've taken my rabbit to non-rabbit vets, at that clinic, even, and they've at least been able to treat her enough to get her GI tract moving again. Rather than ask the on-site vet, the receptionist (I'm sure her GED and Associate of Internet Degree in Veterinary Coloring Books qualifies her as an expert on what a vet knows and doesn't know) couldn't even be bothered to check. It wasn't about trying to help my rabbit, who is now dying; It was about telling me "no" without having the decency to tell me "no." It was about being too lazy to get up and check with the on-staff vet to see what they thought. My poor rabbit is dying. She is in utter agony. You people are sadistic. EDIT: She's dead. Thanks for nothing.
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Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
A terrible place with a terrible owner.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Family-oriented, so if you're single, good luck trying to find something to do. No tennis courts. Everything is geared towards kids and people with kids. Park design effectively pushes single adults out of the public space.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago