What DAFUQ is up with every commercial for the new Fantastic 4 movie being 97% the black Human Torch, 1.5% Invisible Girl, 1% Mr. Fantastic, .5% The Thing.
Oh ho, look at us we are PC we have a black Human Torch we have equality, hey dumbasses you need a rewrite, the new PC equality would be. The Black Torch is gay, The Invisible Girl is a Lesbian/Bi, Mr. Fantastic is Trans, hench the name "Fantastic" and the Thing, well since the no pants answers the long standing orange rock penis Brode conundrum, the Thing is obviously Questioning/Asexual.