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so the wife asks if she can go shoe shopping today.......hmmm shoe shopping, yeah right. kinda feels like i'm agreeing to a deal with Darth Vader, we start with shoe then she is looking at blouses and dresses and I hear Vader voice in my head "I have altered our deal, pray I do not alter it further".
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Adios John, you made laughed until i cried...and hiccuped and farted. 
taken an hour out of your time and watch, please people stay off drugs, prescription drugs are just as bad if you abuse them.
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His people are saying he died from natural causes, that he had heart and liver problems and it was probably a pulmonary embolism.
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i have found my greatest hits tapes volumes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9. can't seem to locate 1, 4, 6, and 8. i bought them directly from WBAP back in 1996. i went right into the station and asked if they had the tapes for sell, the Shamrock gas stations had stopped selling them at that time. the used to come out with a greatest hit tape each year.
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fucking allergies, cause there is nothing quite like trying to sleep only to wake up gasping for air through a ton of snot and realized you almost drowned on your own mucus cause your stupid fucking immune system is trying to kill you in the attempt to keep tree pollen out of your system.
Dear God, in response to your fancy idea of having the body react to allergens by attempting suicide through mucus drowning and suffocation via constricted air passage......real fucking bright idea Dilbert! 
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I aim to disappoint.
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my son asked "hey dad, what came first the chicken or the egg"
I said "the rooster"..... he didn't get it.
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