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Paul Spoerry
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Programmer/Tech Writer/Social Media Ninja
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Meditating, Parkour, SEO, Social Media, Tae Kwon Do, Citong Shaolin Kung Fu
Employment
  • Geek Extraordinaire
    present
  • IBM
    Senior Application Architect, 2011
  • Plusheadlines.com
    Social Media Writer, 2011 - 2011
  • NaviSys
    Web Developer, 2004 - 2006
  • Genelco
    Application Architect, 1997 - 2004
  • Wave Technologies
    Developer of Internet Technologies, 1996 - 1997
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Saint Louis, Mo
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Secret base on the moon - Arnold, Mo. - Cape Girardeau, Mo.
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Paul Spoerry is a father, coder, life-experimenter.A reincarnated disco king searching for his long lost leisure suit. SEO nerd, Wordpress fan, gadget geek, SQL stud, and coder. I also meditate and do Parkour.
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If you're just looking to add me without ALL the details of my life and just wanna know what Circles to put me in... I'm Paul Spoerry and I'd fit into any of these (or whatever you may have that aligns with these):

  • New To Google+ Team 
  • Blogger
  • Geek/Tech Enthusiast
  • Android
  • Philosophy
  • Parkour
  • Meditation/Meditator (I meditate daily)
  • Martial Arts (TKD/KungFu//MMA)
  • Dancing
  • Electronic music lover (Techno/House/DnB/Progressive/etc)
  • Gamer
  • Fatherhood
  • SEO
  • Engager
  • Social Networking
  • Funny Status Updates/Humor
  • DonorsChoose
  • LittleBigFund
  • EmpireAvenue
  • I sorta go nuts on #Caturday, #StarWarsTuesday, #ZenSunday

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My name is Paul Spoerry (http://www.PaulSpoerry.com) and I was fortunate enough to have a father who recognized that a computer would be a “good investment for his children’s future”. To his dismay the investment he spent a good deal of the family savings on wouldn't work when he brought it home. I begged him to let me play with it, but he always brushed me off (would you let a little kid play with a $5,000+ piece of hardware you’re struggling to make work?). After having several people out to diagnose the machine, each unable to fix it, he finally turned to me and said “well, you can’t break it any more than it already is” and walked out of the room frustrated. When he returned a few hours later the room was littered with components… I had his “investment” in pieces. I’m surprised I survived that day because I saw his face turn several shades of red in rapid succession. He walked out of the room… I’m not sure if it was because he was going to cry, or because he feared he might kill me after seeing what I’d just done. Several hours later he returned again, presumably to dole out my punishment. When he walked in the room this time it was no longer in disarray. The box was put back together, the OS was booted, and I sat there with the soft glow of the monitor highlighting a giant smile on my face. All he said as he walked out was “that’s yours now”.

That moment solidified my passion for technology. I've had very little “formal” training. I grew up hiding my inner geek, secretly tinkering with beige boxes that no one around me understood. I’d go to school, wrap up soccer or Tae Kwon Do practice, and then spend my nights dialing out (ok yes, sometimes wardialing) to BBS’s – seeking out other geeks and as much information as I could get my hands on. Sadly, my passion was discouraged at every turn by the education system… from Junior High all the way through college I was told my math skills weren't strong enough to work in computers. I eventually pursued a degree in Philosophy; but dropped out when I realized that would require a boatload more school (which I already didn't really care for) and all I’d be able to do with it was teach Philosophy.

As luck would have it I was really good at telemarketing (worst.job.ever…. you’re rejected for hours on end, it’s seriously a psychologically difficult job, but the money was good). This was fortunate because while on one of the thousands of calls made, I managed to social engineer my way into an interview at a technology training company. The rest is history because that call turned my passion into my career.

I now have a utility belt full of programming languages (like Batman but for coding). I'm into Local SEO, Lead Generation, Affiliate Sales, Email Marketing and promotions. I have a database of all my knowledge on databases; it has indexes on key elements and filegroups separated across different RAID arrays – performance baby. I'm a keywording SEO junkie fascinated by the new influence of Social Media / Social Networking / Engager. I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu - Citong Shaolin Kung Fu. I’ve done martial arts for a large majority of my life. I studied Tae Kwon Do for 15 years; earning a black belt and eventually worked hard enough to earn a gold medal in the Junior Olympics. I meditate daily and find mindfulness meditation has brought a quality of presence to my life that is amazing.  

I’m the proud father of a fantastic little boy. He’s incredibly smart, both intellectually (he’s in the gifted program at his school) and emotionally. When he’s with me we wrestle, play Xbox, and go for adventures with NERF guns in the woods behind our house. I’m his father, but he’s perhaps the greatest teacher I've ever had. I have a fantastic woman in my life; she’s full of more energy than I could possibly explain (no seriously, the woman can talk like you wouldn't believe). She’s deep, compassionate, and full of life. The three of us do Parkour together (free running) every week. It's an amazing, challenging, and rewarding thing to put your body in motion and challenge yourself to tackle new things or refine existing things every week. 

I’m an Android enthusiast… that means that I break my phone often tweaking and overclocking it (note to self: remember to NAND backup first!). My youth was spent spending time doing martial arts or sitting with my mom while my sister did dance lessons. While I never took lessons, I love to dance; it’s when I feel most free. The rapidly shifting landscape of social media is my latest fascination born from IT.

I'm active on EmpireAvenue and enjoy the community, engagement, and the fun of the social stock market. 

I code. I run. I love. I meditate. I dance.

I've been known to remodel airports on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I manage my time efficiently, I write award-winning opera, and translate ethnic slurs for North Korean refugees.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Thanks to my ginger playmate I know the exact location of every food item in the grocery store (yes, including real butter). With this knowledge I plot my shopping list on my smartphone for maximum efficiency. I've performed several covert ops for the CIA, the details of which I cannot share or I'd be forced to kill you. While on vacation in Belize, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.

I pay all my bills as they arrive and always on-time. I have a gold medal in full-contact origami. In college I discovered the meaning of life. Sadly, I forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning shrimp and enjoy books... they are like the Internet but made of trees. I ponder who is smarter, Jesus or Buddha, in terms of not letting himself get crucified. No, this last part is not all original but has been modified to fit me and is hilarious.

I currently work for IBM developing web enabled insurance applications.  I blog at PaulSpoerry.com, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and develop for The LittleBigFund.org.


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Geek Extraordinaire - Obsessed with new technology, gadgets, SEO, social media, marketing. I'm passionate about Android, Google, Wordpress, meditation, running, electronic music, and random funny crap on the intertubes. I also tweet via @PaulSpoerry and post on my blog http://www.PaulSpoerry.com.

I believe in and am passionate about DonorsChoose and helping our kid in the education system. Please visit my Giving page for awesome projects to donate toward! http://www.donorschoose.org/donors/viewChallenge.html?id=254186&max=25
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I competed in the Junior Olympics and hung out with Chuck Norris. YES... THAT Church Norris; everything you read on the web about him is true.
Education
  • Washington University in St. Louis
  • UMSL
  • SEMO
  • Fox High School
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Project Jacquard: Google reinvents the wearable as stuff you actually wear
Google is weaving interactivity directly into fabric.... so you could walk into a room and it would know to turn your lights on. Swipe left on a patch and skip to the next song you're listening to, walk to your front door and it unlocks, etc. 
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Wow, this will put a new spin on clothing! 
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Here's the hourly wage you'd need to afford a 2-bedroom rental in every state.
Poverty, inflation, and gov't benefits are calculated as if renters spend 30% of their income on housing. Increasingly, that number is a fantasy. Here's the hourly wage a full-time worker would need to "afford" to rent a 2-bedroom unit in every state.

* Read more here: http://goo.gl/hnW06Y
* Also check out the US Dept of Labor Minimum Wage Mythbusters: http://www.dol.gov/minwage/mythbuster.htm
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Well, the data can be used to support either, or other options. The data is just data, regardless of who made it can still be used to make a few arguments to whats wrong with the current state at the moment.
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Happy Birthday +Amanda Blain!
Go Amanda... it's your birthday... it's your birthday!

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Insane dancing: Hello Baku:-)
+Marquese Scott aka NONSTOP of DragonHouse does more of his mind blowing dance moves to Katori - Hello featuring Caitlin Cardier. Seriously wicked popping, locking, tutting, waving, gliding... seriously just got watch I betcha you'll go "daaaaayuuum" at least once.

#Dance   #TGIF   #FridayFeeling  
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Best part of Pretty Woman
My favorite part in Pretty Woman is her joy when he agrees to pay $3,000 for 6 days, effectively lowering her rate from $100/hr to $21/hr.

_No seriously this isn't a Cinderella story it's worse... and horrible*
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Huh... pretty fair analysis if you look at it that way +Shannon B.. But agreed on the shaming aspect; the movie has always felt dirty (and not in the good way) to me. 
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Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection: Except One
Get it?! Get it?! BWAHAHAAA

#TGIF  h/t: Mr. Lalor on FB!
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No. Just, no.
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im like a cat
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Google unveils Project Soli: a radar-based wearable to control anything
Would you like to be able to Force Push and turn on your lights... yeah this will let you do that. This isn't a smart watch, this is a smart YOU that can interact with real objects... virtually. 

It's like you can pinch and zoom but you don't to touch anything. The radar in a wearable will detect your hand movements and allow you to interact with virtual objects in the real world. This looks awesome. 

The video is worth a Saturday morning watch... and you can read more about it here: http://goo.gl/qxZSS2
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I wonder if... (*These are not the droids you are looking for!*)... My, my... What a beautiful Sunday!!
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Boulder cops declare ‘rock stacking’ a jailable offense
Mchael Grab AKA Gravity Glue has been rock stacking every day for the past 7 years. He was just informed by a Boulder police officer that balancing rocks was "destruction of public property". 

uhhhhh what?! 

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Righton, that's awesome news +Scott Winberg! 
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Hispanic magician
“I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos” poof And just like that he vanished without a tres...

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Types Of Nuts:
- boiled
- salted
- roasted
- assorted
- deez

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
Note to self: appreciate parents more!

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