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I don't understand why Beyonce and Jay-Z didn't name their baby 'BeJay'.
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I don't know what "Swagger" is but I know Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne both claim to have it so I'm assuming it's not talent.
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LOL righton +Andrew Sweet! Back in the day we'd have seriously... hour long debates on who was the best all time MC. I'll always default to Chuck D... cuz THAT VOICE. I mean if you want to talk race and need someone with a profoundly militant sounding voice... he's the go-to guy.

But yeah.. hence the joke right? They are clowns in public (tho... still better than the other "Lil" - can I get a YEA-YAH?!?!?") but Kanye tops them all IMHO. BTW... not available on Amazon anymore but if you're a fan of the genre, don't mind being sacreligious, and/or like clowing on Kayne I own and recommend picking up: Yeah... it's Genesis but they've replaced all the words “God” or “Y----A” with “Kanye” and “Yeezus”. The only ironic part is that he didn't release it himself. ;O)

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People are really judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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Check that outfit
When I was little I didn't care about things like what to wear. My parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.

(yes that's actually me... and in reality I think it's a pretty awesome outfit)
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Shame on us
We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.
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Yeah but it came back to haunt him in the public office campaigning 
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My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka
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Change it to gin. That would just be awful.
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Hide and Seek
I'm playing hide and seek with the kids right now and they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar.
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Three Wise Men
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
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They're coming out with a line of Kardashian Barbie Dolls
As if the actual Kardashians aren't fake enough.
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The one in the middle looks healthy!
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If you're buying Smart Water for $4 a bottle then I'm sorry to tell you it's not working
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+Paul Spoerry Agreed.
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The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day
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We can all dream can't we?
I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's "The Final Countdown" during the last 30 seconds.
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that's a genius idea, after a month of that people would destroy the microwave and have to buy a new one.
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Programmer/Tech Writer/Social Media Ninja
Meditating, Parkour, SEO, Social Media, Tae Kwon Do, Citong Shaolin Kung Fu
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Paul Spoerry is a father, coder, life-experimenter.A reincarnated disco king searching for his long lost leisure suit. SEO nerd, Wordpress fan, gadget geek, SQL stud, and coder. I also meditate and do Parkour.

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My name is Paul Spoerry ( and I was fortunate enough to have a father who recognized that a computer would be a “good investment for his children’s future”. To his dismay the investment he spent a good deal of the family savings on wouldn't work when he brought it home. I begged him to let me play with it, but he always brushed me off (would you let a little kid play with a $5,000+ piece of hardware you’re struggling to make work?). After having several people out to diagnose the machine, each unable to fix it, he finally turned to me and said “well, you can’t break it any more than it already is” and walked out of the room frustrated. When he returned a few hours later the room was littered with components… I had his “investment” in pieces. I’m surprised I survived that day because I saw his face turn several shades of red in rapid succession. He walked out of the room… I’m not sure if it was because he was going to cry, or because he feared he might kill me after seeing what I’d just done. Several hours later he returned again, presumably to dole out my punishment. When he walked in the room this time it was no longer in disarray. The box was put back together, the OS was booted, and I sat there with the soft glow of the monitor highlighting a giant smile on my face. All he said as he walked out was “that’s yours now”.

That moment solidified my passion for technology. I've had very little “formal” training. I grew up hiding my inner geek, secretly tinkering with beige boxes that no one around me understood. I’d go to school, wrap up soccer or Tae Kwon Do practice, and then spend my nights dialing out (ok yes, sometimes wardialing) to BBS’s – seeking out other geeks and as much information as I could get my hands on. Sadly, my passion was discouraged at every turn by the education system… from Junior High all the way through college I was told my math skills weren't strong enough to work in computers. I eventually pursued a degree in Philosophy; but dropped out when I realized that would require a boatload more school (which I already didn't really care for) and all I’d be able to do with it was teach Philosophy.

As luck would have it I was really good at telemarketing (worst.job.ever…. you’re rejected for hours on end, it’s seriously a psychologically difficult job, but the money was good). This was fortunate because while on one of the thousands of calls made, I managed to social engineer my way into an interview at a technology training company. The rest is history because that call turned my passion into my career.

I now have a utility belt full of programming languages (like Batman but for coding). I'm into Local SEO, Lead Generation, Affiliate Sales, Email Marketing and promotions. I have a database of all my knowledge on databases; it has indexes on key elements and filegroups separated across different RAID arrays – performance baby. I'm a keywording SEO junkie fascinated by the new influence of Social Media / Social Networking / Engager. I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu - Citong Shaolin Kung Fu. I’ve done martial arts for a large majority of my life. I studied Tae Kwon Do for 15 years; earning a black belt and eventually worked hard enough to earn a gold medal in the Junior Olympics. I meditate daily and find mindfulness meditation has brought a quality of presence to my life that is amazing.  

I’m the proud father of a fantastic little boy. He’s incredibly smart, both intellectually (he’s in the gifted program at his school) and emotionally. When he’s with me we wrestle, play Xbox, and go for adventures with NERF guns in the woods behind our house. I’m his father, but he’s perhaps the greatest teacher I've ever had. I have a fantastic woman in my life; she’s full of more energy than I could possibly explain (no seriously, the woman can talk like you wouldn't believe). She’s deep, compassionate, and full of life. The three of us do Parkour together (free running) every week. It's an amazing, challenging, and rewarding thing to put your body in motion and challenge yourself to tackle new things or refine existing things every week. 

I’m an Android enthusiast… that means that I break my phone often tweaking and overclocking it (note to self: remember to NAND backup first!). My youth was spent spending time doing martial arts or sitting with my mom while my sister did dance lessons. While I never took lessons, I love to dance; it’s when I feel most free. The rapidly shifting landscape of social media is my latest fascination born from IT.

I'm active on EmpireAvenue and enjoy the community, engagement, and the fun of the social stock market. 

I code. I run. I love. I meditate. I dance.

I've been known to remodel airports on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I manage my time efficiently, I write award-winning opera, and translate ethnic slurs for North Korean refugees.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Thanks to my ginger playmate I know the exact location of every food item in the grocery store (yes, including real butter). With this knowledge I plot my shopping list on my smartphone for maximum efficiency. I've performed several covert ops for the CIA, the details of which I cannot share or I'd be forced to kill you. While on vacation in Belize, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.

I pay all my bills as they arrive and always on-time. I have a gold medal in full-contact origami. In college I discovered the meaning of life. Sadly, I forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning shrimp and enjoy books... they are like the Internet but made of trees. I ponder who is smarter, Jesus or Buddha, in terms of not letting himself get crucified. No, this last part is not all original but has been modified to fit me and is hilarious.

I currently work for Concentrix developing web enabled insurance applications (formerly with IBM).  I blog at, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and develop for The I do side gigs via

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I competed in the Junior Olympics and hung out with Chuck Norris. YES... THAT Church Norris; everything you read on the web about him is true.
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Bowe & Associates has been my primary care for all of my adult life. The care has been exceptional. So much so that I've since moved to North County but continue to make the drive to South County... a trip that takes me nearly 45 minutes each direction. Dr. Padua is the most recent addition and has since become my primary physician. Any time there is a change and you've moved you then consider if it's time to find another physician closer to home. I'm glad I didn't because Dr. Padua is excellent! He exudes confidence, fosters comfort, and backs up everything he says with detailed knowledge.
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reviewed 3 weeks ago
Rooms are nice but I would consider what they refer to as a suite that way. It's simply a longer (maybe) room. Everything was clean, complimentary service for parking your vehicle, and the staff was attentive and pleasant.
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This has been my primary for all of my adult life. The care has been exceptional. So much so that I've since moved to North County but continue to make the drive to South County... a trip that takes me nearly 45 minutes each direction. The entire staff is excellent. Everyone from the receptionists to the nurse practitioners, to my primary care doctors are top notch. I never feel rushed or like my concerns aren't being met.
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