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Bible Studies from an Asshole
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The bad shit from the "Good Book" laid out by a sick freak for you!
The bad shit from the "Good Book" laid out by a sick freak for you!

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So yes, I criticize silliness of all religions, not just Christianity. Like this. He warns your hand will be pregnant in the afterlife if you masturbate. Long ago in my church, the single men were encouraged, if they should ever commit this "sin" to imagine that they were sticking their erect penis into Jesus' wounds (and I was sitting there thinking, yeah, this is the conversation a sane adult has). Our leader even suggested imagining that you're using Christ's blood for your lube. (?!?!?!?!?!) But I don't think they were creative enough to come up with a pregnant hand. Although I think, in the Enterprise series, isn't that where Commander Tucker got pregnant from that one alien?

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“Private” Contractor Extorting Money From Sick Vets, Taxpayers in Court – Halliburton’s subsidiary KBR is counter-suing veterans (that they made sick) for legal fees in a lawsuit brought on them by veterans who have been made sick from the oil work. They…

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Source: http://ift.tt/1JNdhzI Halliburton’s subsidiary KBR is counter-suing veterans (that they made sick) for legal fees in a lawsuit brought on them by veterans who have been made sick…

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Source: http://ift.tt/1Iluzmt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, the guy who actually PLAYED in Brokeback Mountain, and they thought that just because he likes monogamy that it means he’s against marriage equality? They are desperate as hell.

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Source: http://ift.tt/1I1Kgjn And here’s their disconnect with reality. If only they’d consider it half as “inappropriate” as all the bullets being fired into innocent people every year. But they don’t. That’s freedumb.

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Source: http://ift.tt/1LJn9ir I kept wondering what it would take to get him on board. I guess he finally reached his limit too. Glad to have him on board.

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Source: http://ift.tt/1HZfvLY At one point he rolls the boy over and says, “Hey, talk to me.” And the boy, who was just rolled out of a giant pool of his own blood, with his entire face covered in his own blood, wasn’t really able to say, “Yes, officer.…

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Having fun with religious crazies on Twitter again.

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Source: http://ift.tt/1HWRghx Paul Endorses Military Action Against Iran – Yeah, Libertarians, remember that guy you said was so cool because he wasn’t against gays or pro war? Well, he’s come out against gays, and here he is, going for war. Yeah,…
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