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Karla Haney
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I am a 12-year-old trapped in the body of a middle-aged woman. So far it's working.
I am a 12-year-old trapped in the body of a middle-aged woman. So far it's working.

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Ha ha, I am ffftealing your plaffftic toyv for nefarioufff purpoffev....
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Easter Surprise In January
I knew it was only a matter of time before I did this. For the record, it only took me five months. A little context: This week has been brutal as far as snowfall. Several days of single-digit temperatures resulted in  mounds upon mounds of soft powdery sno...
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Easter Surprise In January
I knew it was only a matter of time before I did this. For the record, it only took me five months. A little context: This week has been brutal as far as snowfall. Several days of single-digit temperatures resulted in  mounds upon mounds of soft powdery sno...
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Sweet Insomnia!
Ah, the madness of my sleep-deprived sub-conscious... Last Night's Brain: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.... Me: Whaaaaat? I'm sleeping. LNB: No no no...you've forgotten something. Me: What? What did I forget? LNB: I can't remember. You figure it out. It was important....
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No, Brutus, You Are An OUTSIDE Animal...
Don't tell my husband! But today, just before he left to go into town, I got a surprise visitor. I was in the kitchen when I felt something cold and wet hit me on the back of the knee. Thinking I had knocked something food-related off the counter, I turned ...
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The Great Chicken Exodus
On the day after their 4-week mark, the chickens were moved to the outside world. Although my research suggested 6 weeks indoors, the average temperature outside and the crowded conditions inside prompted us to move up our eviction date. That, and we really...
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Chicken Condo!
Well, while our chicks were growing, (and eating and pooping and bickering) hubby and I got to work on the chicken coop. We converted a cedar shed that came with the property. How very convenient. First off, the floor got sealed with a couple coats of water...
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Baby Chicks!
Back in April, Jeff and I went in to the local feed store and bought 24 Barred Rock chicks. We chose this breed for their egg-laying prowess and their cold-hardiness. I began scooping up the little fluffballs, two at a time in each hand, in to the three box...
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I Am The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things...
Years ago, when Jeff purchased a set of two-way radios, I
admit I was less than impressed. Tonight, they played a significant role in
averting disaster. I had stepped outside after dinner to enjoy the waning sunlight.
I made myself comfortable in one of our...
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From The Archives: HOA Shennanigans, and Why I'm Glad We Moved HERE...
Today, I humbly submit the following. A letter I wrote, but did not send, to our Homeowners Association in response to their complaint of our alleged handball activity back in 2008: Dear Home Owners Association, I have received your condescending letter add...
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