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Robyn Peterman
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Robyn writes because the people inside her head won't leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include her friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super hot hubby and collecting stray animals.
Robyn writes because the people inside her head won't leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include her friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super hot hubby and collecting stray animals.

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Still have another week to get in on it!!!!
WOOHOOOOOO!
xoxo Robyn

https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/237254-fashionably-dead-down-under
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Wanna treat???
Here's a HUGE sneak peek of A Tale of Two Witches!!!
Coming out June 19th!
Sassy Louise Bermangoggleshitz is coming to an e-reader near you!
YAYAYAYAYAY!!!
xoxo Robyn

https://www.instafreebie.com/free/zbLnL
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SNIPPET ALERT!!!!!

Fashionably Fanged is coming sooooooo freakin' soon! (April 24th) Pre-order your smexy, snarky VAMPS Today!!!
xoxo Robyn

http://robynpeterman.com/fashionably-fanged/


“Her name’s Venus,” Martha said, taking command of her role as my handler. “I’m Martha. The ugly one is Jane, and that hunk right there is Dickie.”
“Speak for yourself, hooker,” Jane snapped. “You’re uglier than I am.”
“And how would you know that?” Martha demanded body-slamming Jane into the wall. “You ain’t got no reflection.”
“Neither do you,” Jane said with a knee to Martha’s gut.
“Stop it,” I hissed. “You’re both appalling. And if you keep this behavior up, you’re going home.”
“Sorry,” Jane mumbled, flipping Martha the bird.
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ONLY 5 LEFT.
Kidding. There are 7 left. My mom got a little overexcited.
GET YOURS TODAY! #HotDamned
xoxo Robyn

http://robynpeterman.com/fashionably-fanged/
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Junior is alive and well and smexier than hell!!!!!!
Go get him! #ShiftHappens
xoxo Robyn
http://robynpeterman.com/were-me-out/
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GUESS WHAT??????
Were me out is available for Pre-Order!!!!
Hotter than Satan's underpants and funny, funny, funny!!
Get your fix of Junior, Sandy, Essie, Hank, Granny, Dwayne and Captain Kirk......
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
xoxo Robyn

Amazon
http://a.co/6ozaURK

Amazon CA
http://a.co/aJG8quR

Amazon UK
http://amzn.eu/63SNvJV

Amazon AU
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01NCZ956A

iBook https://itun.es/us/kJpBhb.l

B&N and KOBO will be live soon!!
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Happy, Happy, Happy NEW YEAR!!!!
xoxo Robyn

http://robynpeterman.com/free-books/
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WOOOHA!!!
In e-book, paperback and audio!!! #MagicandMayhem
xoxo Robyn
http://robynpeterman.com/magically-delicious/
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Get cozy and listen to some hilarious, sexy, magical FUN!!!
xoxo Robyn

http://robynpeterman.com/magically-delicious-audiobook/
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OHMYGOSH!
You can listen to Astrid get married and kick bahookey!!
Yesssssssss!
xoxo Robyn

http://robynpeterman.com/fashionably-dead-and-wed-audiobook/
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