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Jon Chrisawn
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Attends East Tennessee State University
Lives in Spruce Pine, NC
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got the platinum trophy w/o coconut on ps3. didn't even discover the coconut until new game+++ (it was practically hidden in plain sight) when I was already skilled enough to not need it. but it is a viable option for new players though definitely. i would also recommend starting the game with the pendant item because it's very useful later on. I really cannot sing the pendant's praises enough. you're a fool to not pick it.
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Pendant is pretty much a must have for any new player you can`t survive in Dark souls without the Pendant
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I've been a fan of the Marvel's cosmic side since I started reading comics when I was in high school. This feels like a crazy dream come true. I AM GROOT!!!!
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No way. And even a flick being directed by someone I like.
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Noah looks ridiculous, but I get the feeling that it will piss off a lot of people so I'm game. 
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I totally can believe that people are crazy religious enough to actually believe God will stop climate change or it's some sort of divine plan, but it's also true that some people use it as cover for business interests. 
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Why is it so shocking to believe that a former Marine that achieved sharpshooter designation was able to shoot a guy in the head from 175 feet away? That's insane! I must have a few screws loose for believing that. 
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More Cynic. 
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Holy shit this church is in the same city my college is in. Tennessee is nuts.
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This makes all kinds of sense. 
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Yeah baby!
 
Wonder Woman and the Pistols of Eros

♥ Pew ♥ Pew... who wants to be my Valentine?

Wonder Woman #8 Cover Art by Cliff Chiang
http://www.cliffchiang.com/

#wonderwoman   #wonderwomanwednesday   #valentinesday  
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Yes, the US used nukes, but you're ignoring the context completely. A world war was going on. You can argue over whether it was necessary or not, but that's not really the point. You're going to trust a country whose leaders constantly talk about wiping another country (in this case Israel) off the map with nukes? And that's not even bringing up the fact that Iran is essentially a theocracy ruled by a "spiritual leader" who may not give a shit about complicated politics and what the UN security council wants because God said we needed to destroy Israel. 
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Best game. Best soundtrack
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Student, Slacker, Stanley Tucci fan
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Herbalism (rank 4) The character's vast knowledge of herbs permits creation of potent fourth-tier potions, poultices, and salves. (Requires level 10)
Employment
  • Wal-Mart
    Cashier, 2009 - 2009
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Spruce Pine, NC
Previously
Bakersville, NC - Johnson City, NC
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A star exploded and I was born.
Introduction
Jon "JK" Chrisawn is the future New York Times bestselling author of "Jesus the Dynamite Stripper". You can find the novel in the future at Amazon.com or at any of four Barnes and Nobles left in the world.* When he's not playing video games, writing, watching a fine film, or reading comic books, you can find Jon sitting on his ass doing nothing of particular consequence. Perhaps he's watching Cops and enjoying a steamy and delicious bowl of fried rice. 

*assuming all life on Earth is not decimated by the superflu and/or nuclear war. 
Bragging rights
Laziest college student to ever make the dean's list, wannabe writer, wrote emo poetry in high school, plays too many video games while reading too many comic books, shook Bill Clinton's hand.
Education
  • East Tennessee State University
    Communication studies, 2013 - present
    Film studies minor.
  • Mayland Community College
    Liberal Arts, 2012
  • Mountain Heritage High School
    2003 - 2007
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Other names
JK, Johnny