Conversation with AT&T and a guy who wants to cancel his service.
Caller: Hi I'd like to cancel my service.
ATT: OK sir, we can have the service canceled for a small 99$ Cancellation fee and that could be done the next billing cycle.
Caller: Wait why a 99$ why a fee and exactly 99$?! it sounds like an excuse to just make up charges.
ATT: Well I don't make them, so sorry about that. May I ask why you are canceling your internet, and if you are, will you be switching to another provider?
Caller: Well, I wouldn't have a problem if I actually had internet. My line's been down for over 3 days and I a refuse to pay for nothing.
ATT: Are you going to Comcast?
Caller: What? Maybe, I don't know...
ATT: Comcast hires ugly people and they will steal your cable.
Caller: WHAT?!!!! Are you talking smack about Comcast just so I could stay on ATT?
ATT: No! Well not really I’m just telling you what could happen..... Would 20$ credit help you to stay with us?
ATT: Well what do you want?
Caller: Internet!! Can you do that for me?
ATT: I’m sorry Sir, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Caller:.....(Hung up) .Click...(beep beep beep beep)