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Please take a moment to upvote my project, if you've got a hacker news account. Thanks!
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You must never got there, Simba
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"After you’ve escaped the mind-warping miasma of academia, you might rightfully question whether Published In A Journal is really personally or societally significant as opposed to close approximations like Wrote A Blog Post And Showed It To Smart People."
-- http://www.kalzumeus.com/2011/10/28/dont-call-yourself-a-programmer/
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the downloader queue grew three sizes that day
not a gearman was geared, nor rate limit obeyed.
all through the fwix, the fwixers shook their heads
how could they get data with their downloader dead!?

amidst all the anguish, the sadness, and pain,
a fwixer spoke out, (who shall not be named)...
they said, we'll use proxies! we'll use proxies galore!
we'll use bucky one, bucky two, bucky three, and some more!

so without hesitation, with a gleam in their eyes,
the fwixers got fwixing, they tried and they tried.
they hooked up the proxies, and by the end of the day
the queue started de-queuing, and they all said hooray!
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Winning a dominion game without the fus-ro-dah extension just doesn't feel right anymore. Somehow I forgot to install it on my home computer. #notsohumblebrag
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reddit's using UC content. I love it.
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(regarding the nortel patents from http://www.seobythesea.com/2011/07/google-acquires-ibm-patents-in-july/)
"Google oddly chose to bid using numbers based upon mathematical formulas and constants, with their final bid based upon pi – $3.14159 billion."

You know you have too much cash when you decide to bid pi billion dollars.
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