So Instagram's a popular app, right? The launch of the Android version was I guess kind of a big deal or whatever. At any rate, I got asked to reshare a post about it, to help promote it. I did not do so, because I hate Instagram. More like hipstergram, amirite?
I felt a little bad about this though -- stereotyping users and all. Then I saw the reaction from Instagram users about the launch of the Android version, and I became filled with righteous satisfaction as they fulfilled my every preconception.
So, Instagram the company: I'm sure you've got a great product and I wish you all possible success. But if you're a user and you come near me using Instagram, I will ask you kindly to leave.
You damned dirty hipster. ;)