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Lew Bloch
Works at Intuit Inc.
Attended SUNY @ Stony Brook, NY
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I'm told my jokes are puerile and stupid.


Yes, and ...?
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Fig is an SI prefix.

The other day I was resting after a tough day at the keyboard, firmly determined not to bestir myself for any purpose. Then I remembered that there were Fig Newtons in the cupboard. Naturally I had to get up and have a couple. Or a few.

Proving that a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an outside force.

In my case, several fignewtons of force.
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Anode: You are very negative!
Cathode: Are you sure?
Anode: I'm positive!
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Praise be to grid!
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Tronald Dump
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My kit finally arrived. Now on to the experimentation!
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One of the many great comics you can read for free at GoComics.com! Follow us for giveaways & giggles.
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Truth. With perfect rhetorical timing.
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Recycle, repurpose, reuse: the back of a utility bill's envelope makes a handy sketch pad. 
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Vulcan rap (cue backbeat):

Live long and prosper, you Klingon motherfucker!
The logic of the Vulcan just ate you up for supper!
Though we're vegetarian the Klingons we be buryin'
cuz we got the Vulcan nerve pinch and intelligence you ain't comparin' in.

So give away the notion of Galactic domination
until your race is better at ratiocination
or you'll only end up crying with your embarrassed face in
front of everyone else's condemnation.
Learn your station, Klingon nation!
Be patient!
Major gnashing crashing passions fashion rage into an ashen realization that you're fucked!

Klingons suck!

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HIHI!
I figure any RunDMC or Eminem backbeat track. Or maybe your son could tie it to a hip-hop/jazz fusion idiom, +John Vargas?
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Congratulations to +Carol F. Milazzo​, KP4MD, on her election as Section Manager for the Sacramento Valley Section. 
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Read that today. Dr Carol does get around. Congrats.
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And the rockets' red glare / the bombs bursting in air / gave proof through the night / that we'd all die right there!
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Software Engineer in Quality
Skills
Programming, software test automation, databases, continuous integration/deployment, more ...
Employment
  • Intuit Inc.
    Sr. Software Engineer in Quality, 2015 - present
    Create and implement test automation frameworks and tests for Intuit's mobile TurboTax offerings.
  • LinkedIn
    Sr. Software Engineer in Test, 2012 - 2014
  • Google
    Sr. Software Engineer in Test, 2011 - 2012
  • lewscanon.com
    Software developer, 2001 - 2011
  • Many
    Software developer, mortgage loan officer/underwriter, sales, 1976 - 2011
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software engineer and Latvian loovair
Introduction
Experienced software developer, novice violin (fiddle) player, happily married, pet lover, erstwhile horseback rider.
Bragging rights
Married to a psychic
Education
  • SUNY @ Stony Brook, NY
  • Georgetown U.
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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, July 19, 2015 Via @GoComics
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DUI checkpoint refusal at illegal Tahoe roadblock
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False imprisonment and deprivation of civil rights on a Nevada highway. Seizure begins @4:30. If you think this video is about roadblock sig

GNU/Linux
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We use it because it's fun

Google Calendar - Chrome Web Store
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With Google's free online calendar, it's easy to keep track of life's important events all in one place.

Google Earth
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Explore the world from the palm of your hand with Google Earth. Use Google Earth to fly around the planet with the swipe of a finger. Explor

Google Translate
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Translate text between more than 60 languages. Translate words and phrases between more than 60 languages using Google Translate for Android

Google Docs
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Create, edit, upload and share your documents with the Google Docs app. * Designed for Android to save you time finding your docs * Edits t

comp.lang.java.programmer - Google Groups
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JELL-O Gelatin Snacks - JELL-O Gelatin, Pudding, and No-Bake Desserts
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JELL-O Gelatin. The Original Wiggle. Do you shake it, bounce it, jiggle it or just eat it? JELL-O Gelatin is the colorful snack that taught

Woman managed to avoid running over a fox but ends up destroying a pub
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Woman managed to avoid running over a fox but ends up destroying a pubLONDON - While she was driving a British nurse spotted a fox crossing

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Irish Songs for St Patricks Day - Irish Songs recordings, Lyrics Irish Songs,Irish Songs Audio Files

The Duvets
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Covers that Rock!

Blue Moon - Stephane Grappelli
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Stephane Grappelli and Martin Taylor in Australia in 1990. Jon Burr on bass.

YouTube - Paul Simon - The Sound of Silence 9/11 Ground Zero
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Create AccountSign In. Home. BrowseMoviesUpload. Hey there, this is not a commercial interruption. You're using an outdated browser, whi

UKULELE - BLITZKRIEG BOP
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Gus and Fin play The Ramones on ukuleles. Ukehunt has worked out the chords here: http://ukulelehunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gugugbop

شيرين تهامى - غربة
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ghorba composed by Sherine Tohamy 2005 غربة تأليف الفنانة شيرين تهامى منذ عام 2005

Anomie Belle - Machine (feat. Mr Lif)
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Artist: Anomie Belle Song: Machine (feat. Mr Lif) Album: The Crush Produced, Directed & Edited by Bogdan Darev Associate Producer &

Quadratic Formula Song Rockford Christian
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Project for my Honors College Algebra class. All created in After Effects, Photoshop and Final Cut Pro. Audio came from another YouTube vide

J'attendrai Swing - Robin Nolan Trio Gypsy Jazz
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Robin Nolan Trio - Robin Nolan, Tommy Davy, and Simon Planting playing house concert at Sean Burdick's on Jan. 21, 2012

Friendly staff, good location, beautiful-sounding instruments, sheet music and accessories, moderate prices. A little cramped, but not egregiously. They do repairs and setups, too.
Quality: ExcellentAppeal: ExcellentService: Excellent
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