Yes, and ...?
Yes, and ...?
The other day I was resting after a tough day at the keyboard, firmly determined not to bestir myself for any purpose. Then I remembered that there were Fig Newtons in the cupboard. Naturally I had to get up and have a couple. Or a few.
Proving that a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon by an outside force.
In my case, several fignewtons of force.
Cathode: Are you sure?
Anode: I'm positive!
Live long and prosper, you Klingon motherfucker!
The logic of the Vulcan just ate you up for supper!
Though we're vegetarian the Klingons we be buryin'
cuz we got the Vulcan nerve pinch and intelligence you ain't comparin' in.
So give away the notion of Galactic domination
until your race is better at ratiocination
or you'll only end up crying with your embarrassed face in
front of everyone else's condemnation.
Learn your station, Klingon nation!
Major gnashing crashing passions fashion rage into an ashen realization that you're fucked!
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