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Brent Sieckman
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Cubbies! Our season lasts until May 1!

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Check out my latest blog post. If you like it, please feel free to share!

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I wish my blog was big enough to do satirical PR posts based from these e-mails. It would be the equivalent of fucking with the telemarketer.....which is always fun.
So this is the latest PR e-mail I got:

I would like to suggest the coverage of a new video of Jennifer Lopez discussing her fall fashion tips and trends. Please find the information and links to the video below

(The bolding is in the original.)

It is everything I can do to just delete the stupid thing, and not send back the snarkiest reply in history, wondering why the fucking fuck this person thinks I give a single fuck about fashion tips, fashion trends, Jennifer Lopez, or some combination of the above.

What I want to send back is something like, "Have you ever fucking looked at my blog? If you have, could you please send me the URL of the entry that indicated to you that I gave a single fuck about any of this insipid bullshit?"

But I won't. I'll just snark about it here and add that this is the key difference between PR people who know what the hell they're doing, and morons who think blasting out a thousand e-mails to as many people as possible is the same thing as researching the people you pitch.

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