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Martin Curry
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Antiques Dealer & Valuer. Can also operate very big machines.
Antiques Dealer & Valuer. Can also operate very big machines.

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A Little Problem

“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse.  “I’m a professional.  In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.  In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.  Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part, she composed herself as well as she could.  “I am so sorry,” she said.  “I don’t know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.
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First defeat for an incumbent French president since the beginning of the Fifth Republic in 1958.

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First Socialist French president since Mitterand.

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That's different.
So cool: A swimming pool at Bhakti Park, Wadala, Mumbai, India.

It's designed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of a NYC skyline to the floor of the pool. [via http://instagr.am/p/J8M2wDxtHC/]
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good question

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Excellent Fair

Large (well, for Australia it's large) 100+ dealers. Good quality art & antiques. (Including +Aleta's Antiques but I'm biased, obviously.)

Professionally run. Really well organised Ros & John have put on one of the best shows. I'm proud to be exhibiting here.

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Mining company Rio Tinto has started cutting the Argyle Pink Jubilee, the largest pink diamond it has ever found. At 12.76 carats, it is expected to sell for $10 million when it finally goes on the market.

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