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Jessica Coleman
Works at The Hearth
Attended James Cook University
Lives in Townsville, Queensland
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Ick Pics
So we can all agree that genitals are gross right? Today a colleague and I were talking about dick pics.  And how that's a thing now.  That men just send random women pictures of their penis, like we want to see them. Cos I definitely don't.  Penises are no...
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Budget
Hi, my name is Jessica and I'm shit with money. There, I said it. I be-moan our lack of funds ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME. But the sad reality is that we have plenty of money. We just waste it.  On crappy take out, on coffee's, on other bloody useless shit and I h...
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Car Seat
The countdown is on and we are yet to purchase a new car seat. We have three car seats already.  However, the Mushroom will be 4 soon and will be too big for all of them... geez. So I did some googling, as one is wont to do when they hate the shopping, and ...
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Study
Can I just say that you all totally kick arse?! Seriously!  I love how supportive everyone was after my last post re douchebag ultrasound technician and bad experiences at lovely radiology practice.  You guys are amazing and wonderful.  It's amazing that yo...
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Awkward
Happy New Year! I wasn't going to post about this because family members read my blog, and, you know, imagery.  But this is what blogging is supposed to be about, life, warts and all. Don't worry, nobody has warts in this story. So one morning, as people do...
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Week 23
I feel like an elephant.  When you feel like you're having the longest gestation in the history of pregnancy. Like remember when Britney* was pregnant and it felt like it would never end, that's what my pregnancy feels like. Look at it.  And me.  In my disg...
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Supermarket
Remember when people used to be nice?  Smile at each other?  Assist if you needed help? What happened? Have we become so obsessed with ourselves, with our own stupid meaningless crap that we can't be nice to other people doing their bloody food shopping? To...
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Birth
Since finding out I was pregnant, what, like, 7 months ago, I've been in total denial that this baby would need to come out at some point in April.. which is now only 12 weeks away.  I've just re-read Mushroom's birth story , which was my very first post on...
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Ultrasounds
Ultrasounds have not been the funnest of experiences for me. Compared to the Mushroom, this pregnancy has not been great.  And I feel guilty saying that because I know people who have well and truly suffered through pregnancy but I have felt genuinely ill, ...
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Shithead Things Three Year Old's Do
Fact: Life with a Three Year Old is never dull. Also fact:  Three Year Old's are total shitheads. I don't know why people say that age Two is terrible, Three is much, much worse.  I would even go as far to say that Three is fucked. So this post is entitled:...
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Sick... again
Today my food intake looks like this: A carrot Copious cups of lemon and ginger tea Two lemonade icy poles I'm sick. AGAIN.  This pregnancy has seriously been nothing but one shitful illness after the other! First there was gastro, which I thought was morni...
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Have her in circles
37 people
Tracey O'Shea's profile photo
Salman Khalid's profile photo
Daniel Jones's profile photo
Gaylene McGuinn's profile photo
Amy Coleman's profile photo
Heidi S's profile photo
kaleem baloch's profile photo
samarra Miss's profile photo
Kellie Leavy's profile photo
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On maternity leave
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  • The Hearth
    Domestic Goddess, 1 - present
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Currently
Townsville, Queensland
Previously
Charters Towers, Queensland - Jabiru, Northern Territory - Brisbane, Queensland - Papakura, New Zealand
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Prolific reader, new mother, baker, amateur chef, girlfriend, daughter, sister and Aunt.
Introduction
I'm a new Mum, absolutely clueless, but loving that I learn something new everyday!  I love to cook, hate to clean and have a serious food problem.  
Bragging rights
Survived pregnancy and childbirth... just, and can make great pastry from scratch!
Education
  • James Cook University
    Journalism, 1999 - 2001
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