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It really feels good not having to give a fuck about all this Facebook timeline bullshit.
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hahah thats whatever
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Hey, bitches!

I wanna announce thecoquette.net, my new fancy fuck website where all my blogs and projects are in one easy-to-find place.

The paint’s not dry yet, but I figured I’d go ahead and show it off.

Bookmark my shit!
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coketalk, i just can't wait to have that honeycunt necklace. can't. wait.
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Dear Google+,

Coke Talk is my real name. Legally. It's on my Hong Kong drivers license as the Americanized spelling of 谷德 which is pronounced "Kuk Tak."

I'd be happy to prove to you that my name is Chinese, but the other day, my wallet was stolen on my way to volunteer at the homeless shelter for sick puppies, so if you disable my account, that means you are all a bunch of heartless racists.

Please just leave me alone and go about your business plotting world domination.

Seriously, don't be Name Nazis. Don't be Facebook. Don't be evil.

Thank you for being cool.

Legitimately,

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Disappearing act. Google disabling 'Plus' accounts that violate name policies. By Nicholas Deleon Tuesday, July 26, 2011. Angry Google users discovered over the weekend that the company had di...
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Seriously google...who do you think you're protecting?
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There is an incredibly hot man in my kitchen making a Bolognese sauce from scratch. He brought good wine, and he doesn't mind that I'm just sitting here fucking around on my computer.

Also, he has no idea how amazing his blow job is going to be later.
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I put you in my "family" circle
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Is Google+ cooler than Facebook yet?
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Yesssss! Facebook and Youtube will be in the MySpace zone soon
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Could we remake this video with Muppets instead? LEGO men have a certain charm, but I really want to see Kermit singing LCD Soundsystem.
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nice
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This whole Super Congress proposal is a bit too Roman Empire for my taste.

Julius Caesar had a Super Congress. It consisted of three dudes, and it was called the Triumvirate. John "Orange Julius" Boehner wants twelve dudes on his, but we can all see where this is going.

We might as well start referring to the Super Congress as the Duodecumvirate.
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Orange Julius made me spit soda all over my desk.
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Just getting the hang of this Google+ shit.
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Assume the demeanour of Debbie Harry: 25% more people want to touch me on the boob.
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