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peter landau
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My name is Legion, for we are many.
My name is Legion, for we are many.

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Ira's school project on gravity, directed by Simon, cameo by Ada and starring a fat, old, bald Jew http://bit.ly/x5D6Z3
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How much longer will I be able to excuse my behavior because of head trauma?
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I'm so inappropriate I'm out.
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My Lit Journey, thx @FinancialTimes, @WSJ, @CNNTravel, @pavianyc, @jgerba, @WaPoTravel, @japantimes_arts, @VanityFair http://bit.ly/wJESCY
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My butt doesn't trust me. It's always sounding the alarm on my car key that I keep in my back pocket.
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Is it weird that I still kiss my boys good night? I stopped using my tongue.
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Wish I could see Supersilent at Berlin arts festival, Transmediale, story on @TravelbyHst app from @nytimestravel http://nyti.ms/w8Jj23
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Keep the Oscars, I'm on the edge of my toilet seat waiting for the Flushies!
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Help me make up a good story for how I got my scar. All I come up with is a knife fight with a dog, but who'd believe the dog would lose?
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Last night I learned that my dog's life isn't in the toilet, her dinner is.
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