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Whoever said that Faith is exclusive of doubt or fear has never had to be brave or faced true peril.
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It says a lot, doesn't it?
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Ever find yourself lacking patience with difficult people?  I do!
http://otterconfusion.wordpress.com/2013/07/11/grace-in-a-pressure-can/
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I'm so blessed to get to live and work in such a place as this - that I can take random pictures out of my car window while driving and they just barely begin to capture what I get to see all the time.
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I feel the same about my home. 
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R. I. P. Tfal avante high speed toaster. You have long held a place in my heart! 
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Aww. It's always sad to see appliances go.

Other things, too. When my mom's car died, we held a wake. 
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I'm never applying for this job because the commute sounds painful and I love my current job - BUT - the position description is pure Gold.  In particular scroll down to the "how to get this job" section at the bottom.  Enjoy:

http://denver.craigslist.org/tch/3853688601.html
flag : miscategorized prohibited spam best of. Posted: 2013-06-06, 1:53PM MDT. IT Systems Administrator (Highlands Ranch). Zen Planner is a fast-moving technology company based in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. We create the online member management system for your local gym, personal trainer, ...
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warning - this video contains not unreasonable use of the "f word".  I won't usually post something with any cuss words in it but this video is too amazing not to share.

Kids - look away.

trust - you'll watch this and you'll be like... what just happened to me. And you'll watch it again and you'll be crying and saying... that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen... and you'll watch it again and you'll be screaming that the panda got ripped-off.... and... yeah.

This is so geeky, so amazingly beautiful, so fantastically brilliant film-making - it well - it speaks entirely for itself.  You've never seen anything like this before:

Animal Fighting Championships - THE UNDERDOG by Wallpaper. - Slow Motion Music Video
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also thanks to @grantimahara for tweeting this!
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TFW (That Feel When) it's 9am and you've already eaten half your lunch.
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I always keep cereal at work for lunch. Eating my Milo Cereal for lunch each day helped me lose 7 kilos in one week. YAY healthy weightloss!
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I don't mind stealing bread - a new post on my personal blog: http://wp.me/p1EsT8-2h
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A new post on my personal blog - read it, or not.... ;)
http://otterconfusion.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/mustang-love/
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Hark! And so it was nearly upon the dawn o' the 'morrow that the new champion by name of Oster 2-slice traveled securely in my trusty silver steed Honda Insight. But with our hearts still heavy with grief - there was much hope, fear, trepidation, and a daring spirit to dream. Would Oster prepare the strudel like the times of old? Would it golden crispify the sweet sweet white bread such as the great T-Fal or would it merely burn it? Or leave it less than toasted? And what of the frozen waffles of great belgium? Would the kings of belgium of Eggo approve of this? Only time would tell... 
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That's a shame, that is.
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I love summer! 
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There is the occasional sunny day but when it rains it is just miserable.
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Do this now - yesterday - please!  ET3 Worldwide tube transportation project

Would I get in one?  Yes!!!  Just don't fart while you're stuck in the same capsule together for a few hours.
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Computer Geek
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  • SHEEO
    IT Admin, 2008 - present
  • Visit Denver
    IT Director, 2004 - 2008
  • R.A.S. Builders, Inc.
    IT Director, 1996 - 2004
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Father, Husband, Foster Dad, Loved child of God and Jesus Freak!
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I'm just a guy.  I love conversations about almost anything.  I can be a chameleon in some circles but I strive deeply for primary authenticity.

I consider myself a Christian and a follower of Jesus Christ.  I want to be an ambassador about everything good about Jesus and not everything that isn't.  I often fail at this, but that doesn't keep me from trying.

I deeply enjoy technology and the union of it with humanity.  My talents and my career lie somewhere near but not directly on that nexus (I'd like to move closer).

I'm quite a family guy, love children and teenagers (particularly but not limited to my own), and will often pick a chill evening over an adrenaline hunt any day.
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5 kids from 20 to 1 (depending on how you count) - all of which still have all their appendages attached; a self-built successful career in technology; an amazingly beautiful wife that I do not deserve; an active although often messy relationship with my creator
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I had more work on this visit done than ever in my life before (my fault because I waited YEARS to come) and this was still by far the best Dental experience of my life. Every single team member was wonderful, kind, professional, friendly, and committed to excellence. Thank you!
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