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jason porter
Works at Jack-of-all-Trades
Attends College of Lake County
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#fourseasonsfriday #fidofriday #feelingsfriday #forestfriday #filterfriday
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The Simspons parodied "Exit Through the Gift Shop" with "Exit through the Kwik-E-Mart." Hilarious! One of the better episodes in recent years. :) 
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Back on my bike for the first time since Fall. Sore, sweaty, and feeling good! Definitely not making the Kessel Run in under 12 ParSecs for a couple more rides! 12 ParSecs = 30 minutes. If you're in my neck of the woods, give it a try! Just over 10 miles in 30 minutes....if you dare!
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Do this 3 times a week like I did last year and, you'll see those extra pounds melt away faster than you ever thought possible.
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My friend Sarah at last nights Bulls game....hilarious
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Her and Stacey King are now Twitter buddies. How effing awesome is that?!?!
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With two separate scientific studies confirming that, the sun's rays coming through our atmosphere are dimming; due to particulates accumulating from pollution, it doesn't make sense to add even more of them artificially, in order to block those sun's rays which, are apparently the cause of global warming according to Bill Gates, Richard Branson and, several other billionaires; who hold a surprising amount of sway over the scientific community....probably because they can stop the cash flow to them at any given time!
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By the way, this is definitive proof (imo) that Chemtrails are real. "GeoEngineering" is just a fancier sounding name....
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Rode between 18 and 20 miles today....my legs and lower abs are smoked. Someday I'll be in good enough biking shape for Ragbrai! http://ragbrai.com/about/general-information/#1
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Pretty much the most amazing montage of the most amazing over-actor of our generation. You will laugh, oh yes....you will laugh.
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No photographers were soaked during this shoot...
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At the age of 20, you will be entrusted with the lives and well-being of 4 soldiers. At the age of 24, that number will increase to 8. At 26 you will realize that a life with your daughter, is more important than dying in wars designed to make certain individuals rich beyond your comprehension. At 29, with an unemployment rate 2% higher than the national average, you will realize that the recruiters lied to you, when they said military service members have a leg up on civilians in the job market. At 31 you will settle for anything that offers a paycheck, which leads to packing smaller boxes into bigger boxes. You will not be allowed to talk to fellow employees and, you will not be entrusted with a single reset key that's needed, to keep the machine you're working on, running smoothly.........if only I could send this back in time to my 17 year old self!
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+jason porter Chas or charles please - pop a message to me, I always have a few bucks for the starving artist - but keep it a secret ;-)
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Have him in circles
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  • Jack-of-all-Trades
    1981 - present
  • U.S. Army
    Infantry Squad Leader, 1999 - 2007
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Do something a bit dangerous. Do something fun. Do something.
Introduction
 Environmental and Political Activist. Street Artist, Photographer, Writer. Warrior. I loathe greed, despise apathy, and hate bigots. Anything else you want to know about me, you can find out by asking.
Bragging rights
2 time Iraq Vet, Awesome Dad to an Awesome Daughter, Excellent Fisherman, Superb Disc Golfer
Education
  • College of Lake County
    Art/English, 2008 - present
  • Zion Benton H.S.
    1995 - 1999