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Buses in NYC have their own signs to encourage good manners. I have a few ideas for some us parents should start hanging in our own cars.
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To encourage those who commute on buses and trains to have better manners, NYC has implemented their MTA Courtesy Campaign by hanging colorful signs that remind people not to pole dance, give thems...
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Always love Rebecca's awards show recaps!
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This one made me smile:
A cautionary tale, to be read in the style of “If You Give a Pig a Pancake.”
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Anyone else here have circus boobs?#womenshumor
"My boobs have fluctuated sizes over the years like a couple of sturdy balloons that get blown up, sucked down, and defaced with creepy marks and slobber all over them."
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I think a lot of people will relate to this one by Abby Heugel:
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The best thing about the things we'll never know is that we can make them whatever we want.
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Only this gal could work in Taco Bell references when giving away cell phone chargers: 
 
In case of burrito emergency, you need a myCharge (a giveaway and some stern advice)
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I'm making my debut as a new writer for +Momtastic, and I think this first piece has a little something for everyone in it. I hope you enjoy it!  
There may no be instruction manual for parents, but this recipe might just be the thing you're looking for.
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How my little one's lemonade stand changed what I keep in my car during the summertime. 
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Summer break was barely a couple weeks along, but she had been begging for permission to run a lemonade stand since the bell rang on the last day of school. I agreed to Saturday afternoon, if it wa...
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This looks so damn good and easy:
Hearty Chicken and Pinto Bean Soup is the perfect comfort food that warms you to the bone!
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Oh yum. Will definitely be trying this!
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Author, blogger at LetMeStartBySaying, freelance writer. Mom to an 8yo boy & 6yo girl. Wife to very patient man.
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Writing, blogging, editing, social media, public speaking, walking IMDB database with blond hair
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  • Let Me Start By Saying
    Creator and Content Provider, 2008 - present
    I write about life as a writer, wife, and mom of two kids...oh--and I'm very tired. http://letmestartbysayingblog.com
  • BlogU Conference
    Faculty Member, present
    Faculty member and speaker at the BlogU blogging and writing conference in 2014. Speaking on the panels for the following sessions: - From Blog to Book - How to Be a Better Writer Learn more here: http://bloguconference.com
  • Mamalode
    Writer, 2013 - present
    Content creator for this parenting website. You can see all of my work here here: http://mamalode.com/writer/4/
  • NickMom
    Writer, 2013 - present
    Content creator for the Nickelodeon's parenting humor website. You can see all of my work there here: http://www.nickmom.com/contributors/kim-bongiorno/
  • Freelance Writer
    2011 - present
    My work has appeared on NickMom, InThePowderRoom, The Huffington Post, Mamalode, BlogHer, BonbonBreak, Circle of Moms, Today's Mama, Queen Latifa.com, Mommy Shorts, Scary Mommy, Rants from MommyLand, Nickelodeon ParentsConnect, The Mouthy Housewives, and more. I have also made appearances on The Dr. Oz Show, HLN's Raising America with Kyra Phillips, and HuffPostLive to discuss my work.
  • Published Author
    Publications include: I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE (2014) "YOU HAVE LIPSTICK ON YOUR TEETH" AND OTHER THINGS YOU'LL ONLY HEAR FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN THE POWDER ROOM, (2013) I JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE (2013) PART OF MY WORLD: SHORT STORIES (2013) FIFTY SHADES OF FUNNY: HOOK-UPS, BREAK-UPS AND CRACK-UPS (2012)
  • InThePowderRoom
    Staff Writer, 2012 - 2014
    Humor, life, and current hot topics get covered with the freedom to be edgy and honest. See all of my articles here: http://www.inthepowderroom.com/user/kim-bongiorno/posts/
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    Social Media Manager, 2012 - 2014
    Manage the content distribution and fan interaction for www.InThePowderRoom.com via all Social Media channels, such as Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Google+.
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Blogger at LetMeStartBySaying, Author & Freelance Writer. Being a mom, wife & writer would be easier if Life would stop chucking things at my head. Like lemons. And poop.
Introduction
I'm a Mom. A Wife. A Writer. A Dessert-Eater. And I'm also really, really tired. I blog at Let Me Start By Saying and love Facebook & Twitter.
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2013 BlogHer Voice of the Year (Inspiration category), 2011 & 2012 Circle of Moms Funniest Mom
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January 8
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