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Y'ALL FUCKERS NEED SANDMAN SLIM.
 
I'm doing an AMA in r/books on 8/28 at 8pm ET, 5pm PST! https://www.reddit.com/r/books/
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Our work actually blocks them so I never read it anymore.

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Help children of brainwashing become normal.
 
This one is for the kids! A short, 52 minute audiobbook explaning belief, gods, myths, and so much more!

Download it here: http://ow.ly/PERRb
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Dear +ISLAMIC STATE,
    You're about to find out why they call us Devil Dogs. 
                                           Sincerely, 
                                                   The USMC
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Awful awful. My dad is a Marine vet so I know he's not happy. 

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and here's Jamie B's new outfit- the Hill Country Hounds. The video is just some whacked out edit somebody did.
 
Now this was a crazy coincidink. It's like Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of OZ. +Jason Brettel 
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One of my boys from NOLA. Summa you fuckers might dig the twang.
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I have no idea wtf I just watched, but I sure as fuck want a Tw3rkbot.

#twerkbot
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Basment Jaxx still got it

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So somewhere between ORD and DFW, a zipper got ripped off of my suitcase. Good thing it was locked, as that was all that was holding it together when I got it from baggage claim. So +Briggs & Riley​, now is the real test. Let's see what can be done to fix my rolling wardrobe with that lifetime guarantee.
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That swarthy bulldyke rugger must be around BC I can't see who is +ing your attempts at humor.

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not just kek. top kek.
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Fixed that for you, +Los Angeles Times​.
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This shit is incredible. Fucking ridiculous. 

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Demons.

It's possessed by demons.
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Fuck you. I'm fucking adorable.
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