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Lark McCarley
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If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1.For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........twice a day.
2.Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3.Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4.Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5.Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6.The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7.The airbag system would ask,"Are you sure?" before deploying.
8.Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9.Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
P.S. - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call "customer service" in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!
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Sounds about right!!😂😂😂
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Michael, what a big zucchini you have! +Michael Shane
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Some Pinterest recipes are keepers like this spinach and black bean enchilada 
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Just circled the arena where Paul McCartney is performing shortly. A huge stretch just pulled up. Do you think......
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Bet you're right!! So cool!!
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Come join us May 16th - 18th for our annual Bed, Breakfast, Bridges and Beer Tour!  Details are available on our website at www.lovelacemanor.com
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  • Nortel Networks
    Mkt. Manager, 1984 - 2000
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I love my life and owning a Bed and Breakfast. The only place I'd rather be is on a boat!
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  • University of Tennessee
    1973 - 1978
  • Hillwood High
    1969 - 1973
  • Parmer Elementary
    1961 - 1969
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I'm looking forward to April 1st when the scooter tours start up for the year. I had the great opportunity of taking two tours last year. The guides are knowledgable and funny and make the entire experience one to remember. I own a Bed amd Breakfast in Lancaster and this is my favorite activity to recommend to my guests. I was nervous about riding a scooter for the first time, and it was extremely easy. I always felt like I had complete control and was able to relax and enjoy the drive through the countryside. Anyone who enjoys a fun-filled afternoon riding through some of the most beautiful farmlands should definitly give this a try!
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