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Students at Rocky Hill Junior High School were horrified by teacher Anna Ping’s skills at the computer. On September 5th, Ping opened a presentation on her laptop and fumbled with the cables of the projector, refusing help for more than four minutes.…
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Chokers are tight metal and leather necklaces designed to make someone’s neck look like a giraffe’s. When you put on a choker, you pull it tight, but loose enough so that small portions of air can make it’s way into your lungs. When Gloria “Glory” Johnson…
Girl Strangled by Choker
Girl Strangled by Choker
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This morning, almost 100 of President Donald Trump’s recent Amazon purchases were leaked to the public by WikiLeaks. Many were unimportant, such as an order of 500 “Make America Great Again” hats, a bottle of spray-on tan, and a blond “Trump” toupee.…
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Benjamin Roberts usually arrives home from his San Francisco job at 5:30 PM. Then the Roberts family eats dinner at 6:00. “His food is waiting,” says his wife, May Roberts, “The kids and I have eaten, but his food is getting cold. Oh look,” she adds, “the…
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Photo: The former location of the Chateau What makes a French town a French town is its chateau. The chateau would be built, the town would grow up around it, and the town would be given a place on the map, under the name of the chateau, of course. The…
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During the summer season, many people are traveling by air to their favorite vacation spots. Airports. Some love them, most hate them. Either way, airports are a necessary part of air travel. Here are some tips for using them to get from here to there…
Tips for Airport Travel
Tips for Airport Travel
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Amazon is one of the most successful companies in the world. They are famous for Amazon Prime, the service that offers free next day shipping, as well as streaming video. Last Monday, the commerce giant introduced a new membership for teens and their…
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With the end of school fast approaching, kids are getting ready for some summer fun. Some schools have already opened their doors to summer, and the rest are only days away from the final bell of the year. The Faux Report has compiled a list of the top…
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The last April Fools’ Day prank was finally discovered in Jean Strickland’s house. Jean lives in a small town in Kentucky. “It was horrible,” Jean says, “It wasn’t bad or anything, it was just…unexpected, I guess.” It was around 7:00 in the morning when…
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This Easter, Robert Quinn, 2, has decided that he is going to attempt to fit an entire plastic Easter egg in his mouth. After the egg is in his mouth, he plans to chew it, and if that doesn’t work, he is going to sit on the grass and suck on it for the…
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