I've had breakups which were easier than cancelling an audible account.
"It's not you, it's me"
"Why do you want to cancel?"
"Things change & I don't have time anymore."
"Even if I change? I can change!"
"No, it's not that. Please don't make it harder than it has to be"
"Do you want to go on a break? We can just pause for a few weeks/months?"
"It's podcasts isn't it? You don't have time for me anymore because you are swanning around with those hussy podcasts?
"I'm out of here"
"Can't we talk about this? DON'T LEAVE ME!... I'll ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU"
Ok. The podcast one was made up but the rest is True. Sheesh.