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David Sneen
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Attended Sioux Falls Augustana
Lives in Sioux Falls, South Dakota
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Volcano viewed from the International Space Station

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This is how Giraffes drink water
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Hey, that looks like a good idea... - Imgur
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Ditto +Wade Byrd .  I have become more wary of heights in my older years.  I would have walked it when I was in my 20s or 30s.
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You know you’re getting old when these questions start to bother you. ..

 

§  Is it possible to cry under water?

§  How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?

§  If you "put your two cents in," but it's only "a penny for your thoughts," where’s that extra penny going?

§  What disease did cured ham actually have?

§  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

§  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

§  Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

§  Why do doctors leave the room while you change then examine you after you're buck naked?

§  Why is "panties" plural but "bra" is singular?

§  Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to charcoal?

§  If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

§  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

§  If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just order take out?

§  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

§  Don't "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" have the same melody?

§  You just tried singing those two songs, didn't you?

§  How come, when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

§  When we know the batteries are dead why do we press harder on the remote control buttons?

§  If "insufficient funds" means there's no money in the account why do banks charge a fee?

§  Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but insist on checking when you say the paint is wet?

§  Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

§  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

§  Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a gun at him?

§  Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

§  Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

§  Why will people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

§  Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

§  How do all those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

§  How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

§  Whose sick idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

§  If statistics show that one out of every four people is suffering from mental illness, and your three best friends are okay... ?
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This is how Giraffes drink water
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Such power and grace!!!  
 
Matrix Cat...
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Wow, that kitty cat rocks!
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Saluting a large little man.  I will never forget, "The plane, the plane." on Fantasy Island.  RIP Hugo.
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Hahahhahaa in Spanish "¡el avión!  ¡el avión!" very funny remember
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David Sneen, Washington High and Sioux Falls Augustana grad.  Two daughters and four grandchildren. 
 
David is the owner of 2 blogs.  In the second, www.seoisbusinessadvertising.com, David offers to help the business owner attain a top position in the search engine.  
 
Founder and president of the Earn More Spend More Group-a motivational plan to help you and your team earn more money in a home based business-www.earnmorespendmoregroup.com
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parent of 2, grandparent of 4
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  • Sioux Falls Augustana
    Mathematics, History, 1978
  • Sioux Falls Washington
    1973
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