Your questions assume some sort of conscience on behalf of this fellow. What you have here is a highly refined form of sociopathy, one which has and will persist for centuries. Basically you're better off putting these questions to the side of a barn--it will have far more impact there.
Dad. Attorney. Writer. Chocoholic. Abuser of grammar and punctuation.
From Bolingbrook, to the University of Illinois, to Tulane Law and now to St. Louis-ish, Missouri.
Raising two wild beasts (ages 3 and 5), able to survive without social media until late 2011, writer on legal issues in the trading card and sports memorabilia industries for Cardboard Connection, and somehow in there I'm able to practice law.
1988 - 1992
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Biochemistry/Honors Biology, 1992 - 1996
1996 - 1999
Trial attorney, focusing on intellectual property (patent, copyright, trademark) issues
Simmons Browder Gianaris Angelides & Barnerd, LLC
IP Litigation Group Chair, 2005 - present
Thompson Coburn LLP
Associate, 1999 - 2005
St. Louis-ish, MO
Bolingbrook, IL - New Orleans, LA - Champaign-Urbana, IL - St. Louis, MO