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Really, Game of Thrones? You spent 3 seasons painting Geoffrey as an unlikable piece of shit only for him to die by poisoning in the least satisfying manner possible? Why not just have him die in his sleep while you're at it? Games of Thrones is the new Lost. Get ready for disappointment, people. In the meantime, someone send a copy of Writing for Dummies to George R R Martin. He clearly needs it.
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    Yet again, another series finale can't live up to expectations. The end of How I Met Your Mother was a ghastly abomination that soured the entire show.
     In case you missed it, here's a recap which is funny since the entire episode was in itself a recap. Barney and Robin get married. Ted meets the future mother of his kids, Tracy. A couple years later Barney and Robin get divorced (if you were surprised or upset by that, you're unrealistic bordering on insane). Ted and Tracy have their first kid, Lily and Marshall have another one. This whole time Robin is becoming more isolated from the group til she basically never sees them. Ted and Tracy continue to postpone their wedding for years despite having another kid. Barney knocks up a random hookup (despite years of bedding hundreds of women and it never happening before, guess his marriage to Robin made him forget how birth control works). He has a daughter with a woman who evidently has no name and we never see.
      Then, in a move that pisses on the concept of the entire series, Ted's wife dies off screen of an illness that is never named when their kids are still really young. So, 6 years after her passing is when he's telling his teenage kids the story. Then his kids tell him it's okay to move on and go be with Robin for whom he's still carrying a torch. The end.
     So the finale basically the finale takes a giant dump on the entire concept of the show. Not only does it make Ted's relationship with the mother of his children nothing more than a brief detour from him yet again going after the most emotionally unavailable woman that's ever existed, who has rejected him numerous times, up to and including dating and marrying his close friend who is a lying sociaopath, who probably has ruined lives (you're gonna tell me not one of those girls he fooled into sleeping with him got depressed and killed themselves, developed a drug habit, or simply never trusted anyone ever again?) and almost certainly has had more than one std. It also makes Ted a terrible father who, instead of telling his children actual stories about their biological mother who they only knew for a few years, he continues talking about the exploits of his selfish ex girlfriend whom he's loved longer than he even knew their mother. A huge problem considering the title of the show and it's build toward that moment being so significant the show was based around it.
      One big problem that separates this from say the crap ending of Lost, is that they're already casting for a spinoff called "How I Met Your Dad". After seeing HIMYM end in such and disappointing and stupid manner, do they really think anyone is going to tune into that show knowing what kind of a resolution they can expect? I know I certainly won't be watching.
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Further evidence that the Pete Holmes show should be all sketches. Or fire Pete Holmes and make the guy playing Vega the host. You might want to watch the outtakes, those are funny too.
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For some reason google doesn't send email notifications to me anymore. I didn't shut that option off so I don't know why it's doing that. Not sure I care though. Is anyone actually using this site?
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It's bad enough the entire tv schedule is gonna be fucked up because of tomorrows retard bowl, but apparently there isn't even anything on tonight because of it. Someone should inform executives that not everyone is an idiot amused by watching criminals in helmets run into each other. And I'm sure even those who are amused by that don't want or need hours of pregame coverage. How about an alternative? Literally anything else would be better.
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Dear Guitarcenter,
     If an item you have listed for sale is out of stock, it'd be nice if it said so on the page, so someone would know before they order it. It'd also be nice if, when you notify the person who placed the order and tell them it's on backorder, if you'd give some kind of estimate as to when the item will come in and be shipped instead of leaving it up in the air. Thanks a ton, idiots.
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To the morons who write The Walking Dead: If you wanted the audience to feel the sadness and turmoil that old lady felt shooting the crazy little girl last night, you shouldn't have made that girl the most annoying kid ever over the course of the season. No one felt conflicted, they were all glad that delusional irksome little bitch was gone. Learn how to write.
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The Pete Holmes show should be just this and the streetfighter sketches instead of one funny sketch and then watching Pete laugh at his own jokes for 6 minutes of monologue then an unfunny interview with some c-lister no one cares about.
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How come in these increasingly antisocial times we live in, there are fewer and fewer jobs for antisocial people. I would have been a great lighthouse keeper. More occupations where I don't have to interact with anyone, please.
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To the nice chocolatiers who make Whitman samplers:

I appreciate your need for diversity, but enough with the coconut already.
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