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I've got an idea for an Obama ad.

Shot of Mitt Romney in Oval Office (preferably back of his head, but you get the idea). Phone rings. Mitt picks up.

<Russian accent> "Hello Mitt. This is Medvedev."
Romney: "Hello Dmitri."
Medvedev: "Do you remember that time when you said it was OK to bomb France?"

Shot of Romney on Hannity. You know the one. "[I'm] not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was."

Audio from Medvedev-Obama conversation, coming from the phone. You know, this one: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/mar/27/obama-medvedev-mic-nuclear-video. "Yes. I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir."

End with some good voiceover asking if we want someone who isn't accountable for his previous actions, or something. I'll leave that one to the professionals.

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LEGO HiSeq

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This is one of my favorite chemistry stories of all time.

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Start campaignin' and stop camplainin', y'all.

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remind me to never eat handballs.
Yes, that's what happens when you eat a dinosaur. Vomiting.

Here are the winners from the They Ate What? contest of veterinary X-rays. The things that animals will swallow...

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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, SEAL!!!! WHAT?!?!?!

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I want to go to there.
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