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Joanna Thompson-Yezek
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Attended University of Northern Iowa
Lived in Cedar Falls, Iowa
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More things I've heard my 9 year old boy say today:

"Oh hey! I've been searching for a black stud!"
"Obey the fist!" (blatantly stolen from Invader Zim)
"Smell the magic of the weenie."

Yep.
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Joanna Thompson-Yezek

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Funny overheard statements by nine-year-olds taken out of context:

"I've gotta blow a hole."
"Wooooo! You can't see me!! Cause I'm a visible!"
"Yeah. They're just everywhere, and the Krusty Krab is half broken under my desk."
"Don't eat those. NEVER eat those!"
"Mine has a bigger handle."
"Up Yours means you know, up, you know, yours."
"It can also open doors!"

I don't have to explain, cause nobody knows what we're supposed to be writing here anyway. Google+ is like the frontier without the cowboy infestation.
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Squirrels frighten me. And I'm a writer. I eat kohlrabi, but only when I can pronounce it correctly.
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Of course I'm the Joanna you've been searching for.
Education
  • University of Northern Iowa
    English, Creative Writing
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Female
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Joanna Thompson, Joanna Thompson Yezek, Joanna Yezek, Mom
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  • University of Northern Iowa
    Writer, 5 - present
  • Freelance writer, present
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Cedar Falls, Iowa - Davenport, Iowa - Mason City, Iowa