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“I love a waist!”, she gushed. With joy, she blushed.  A waist she waited for with baited breath  Awaiting a bouquet trimmed with baby’s breath,  to bring forth a baby from this tiny nest.  Vive la jeunesse! ~ A waist defined between  Him & Her  Them & Us…

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The Queen regards the whole known world And never considers it ‘discovered’; Her Majesty unfolds as silent as the dawn, Blistering at the corners. The Queen acknowledges your deepest truth. And does not press it on you. Her Majesty contains a quiet wisdom…

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To what do we owe the honour? From whose fevered imagination springs this story so fully formed and bursting with so much talent it can scarcely be counted? Like a filthy river stirred up and choking with organic matter, it needs not rely on endless…

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Episode 11: Dubai Felicia! More Meaningful Title: Nope. This was the best title I have ever read. My work is done here…   KIDDING Penthouse living™ continues…  For some reason Caroline would rather be a Russian oligarch’s mistress than a proper wife.…

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Caroline, always. Episode 10: Loose Lips Sink Friendships Are we at 10 already? It feels like more. It feels like a lifetime in Hades…   ——————————- More Meaningful Title: We Have So Much To Learn from Female Sociopaths ——————————– A short segment…

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Title: You Regatta Be Kidding Me More Meaningful Title: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat  C + Mum + Da =  Caroline has tea in the garden with her parents. Her father has had a heart event and so Caroline does not feature much in the episode but watching two…

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Episodes 7 and 8: “Tarts and Tartans” and “The Ladies in the High Castle” More Meaningful Title: This Whiskey Tastes Like Cat Bottom I’ve decided that this trip to Scotland is my fave double episode of all. I know that when this series is cancelled- and…

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Episode 6: Tiaras Make You Tipsy More Meaningful Title: Literally any sentence would be more meaningful. So here it comes. This is the episode where Caroline lambastes Sophie. I’m scared for Sophie because, by her own admission, she has never been on the…

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O, Year of the Fire Monkey, let me never live you again! Before this batshit crazy year pours out of our cups onto the ground flooding the yard where it will freeze and congeal into a dull stain on the patio stones, let me gives thanks for this…

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  Title: Dirty Martinis and Dirty Rumours More Meaningful Title: Watermelon Martinis and Watermelon Tits I’m excited to watch this episode because I don’t really know what to expect. How will Caroline corner now that she’s actually been brought to tears?…
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