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Thanks +Marcin Stepien for the SoaD LW :D
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Excellent! Thanks +Mike Ortiz  :-) Lools really cool!
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Bahahaha, brilliant!
 
Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
<click>

That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!
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Apollo 11 moon landing is 45 years old today, woop!
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I was checking out the suits in Silly Walks and my niece saw the pink one. So my first 3000 coins went toward a pink suit 😛
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Game based on Monty Python's ministry of silly walks lol http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ministry_of_Silly_Walks
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New #RaspberryPi model!
 
Meet the new Raspberry Pi Model B+!
In the two years since we launched the current Raspberry Pi Model B, we've often talked about our intention to do one more hardware revision to incorporate the numerous small improvements people have been asking for. This isn't a ”Raspberry Pi 2”, but rather the final evolution of the original ...
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Great collection of #python #pentest tools.
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Very cool.
 
If you are paying attention to the news, security is a big topic.  At least that's what CNN and the Wall Street Journal think.  And I would happen to agree. (I may be a bit biased!)  But even with things like Heartbleed and 0...
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I am looking for a System of a Down little world for the Moto 360. Thinking the text/layout from the front of their Toxicity album would look pretty rad.
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+Mike Ortiz my bad, fixed :-) Thanks! :-)
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Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks invites you to join their famed battalion of foolhardy motion led by John Cleese. Complete your missions by silly-walking through the streets of London, collecting coins and power-ups, and avoiding hazardous obstacles like those precarious dead parrots—or were they just pigeons? http://goo.gl/khI8EP
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Education
  • eLearnSecurity
    System/Network/Web App Security (Pentesting), 2011 - 2012
  • O'Reilly School of Technology
    Linux/Unix Sysadmin, 2007 - 2007
  • SANS Institute
    GSEC, 2012 - 2012
  • O'Reilly School of Technology
    Python, 2011 - 2012
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Security Engineer
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Nunchuku (check), bow hunting, computer hacking (check)
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  • Jive Software
    NOC Engineer, present
  • ISS
    Network Admin
  • Intel Corporation
    Network Validation Engineer
  • EDS
    Help Desk Coordinator
  • US Navy
    IT/WestPac Janitor
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