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Mike Hildyard
Works at The Grotto Security Group
Attended Oxford
Lives in London, Ontario, Canada
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if you don't have the witcher 3 and you want it... this deal is literally a grab and steal... amazing price...
grab it while you can...
http://www.greenmangaming.com/s/ca/en/pc/games/action/witcher-3-wild-hunt/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter#b
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it's FRIDAY!!!!! and tonight is the grotto gamer's terraria night!!
so excited for 1.3 content, it's gonna be so much fun...
Hit the follow button at : http://twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi to see when we go live!! (probably around 6pm EST)
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Wont be home till late QQ 

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1 point friggin 3 is out!!! AAAAAAAAAH TerrariaGasm!!
guess what we'll be playing tonight on the stream!!
feel free to pop by 4pm EST ISH
http://twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi
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DO NOT google "bicycle porn" when attempting to find awesome looking bikes... it does NOT bring you pictures of awesome looking bicycles... AT ALL..... excuse me now while i attempt to go find where my naivety went...
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Isn't that like Internet 101? Or possibly Rule 34?

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RESTART ZE BOT! I'm a bout to code the universe...
Wanna Nerd out with me? Twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi 9.15pm EST
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So if i'm not as important as the rest of you... stop fucking taxing me you bastards.. after 20 years of giving my all to this country, THIS is how i'm repaid.... being basically told "you arent as important as the bum who has lived on our welfare his whole life, but hey, thanks for choosing canada to bring your education and skillset to." thanks a fucking bunch canada,,,

https://bccla.org/2015/06/its-official-second-class-citizenship-goes-into-effect/
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This day holds significance to me for a reason i'd like to share. 
After years of fairly constant mental and verbal abuse that lowered my self esteem to suicidal levels, I finally decided on this day all those years ago, that i was going to leave my Ex, i had no idea how, and was terrified of the thought. I mulled over it for nearly 2 months before it finally happened. regretted doing it IMMEDIATELY, then realized it was what i had wanted, just not HOW i had wanted it. It has whirl-winded my life, destroyed friendships, bankrupted me monetarily, physically and mentally. I have lived in the open, on couches and in my car. It was still the best choice i could ever have made, and it has lead me here.
Still Broke, But Unbreakable.
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Cause you're a hard mofo lad. Support you 100%. 

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it's friday night!
the grotto gamer's play terraria.
http://twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi 8pmEST
[ Bday Stream! ] Grotto Gamer's Teamspeak Expert Server. || Arenas, Artificial Biomes, Farms, and Spawn Setup.
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Tons of rainbow solidarity and celebration today... it's humbling and amazing to see humans as a society leveling up...
congrats to the american people.... took you fucking long enough.
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Tonight, members of "The grotto" will be joining me playing Terraria.
please feel free to join us for some laughs, derps, and sometimes heated intellectual debates.
http://twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi 7pmEST
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Gonna play some Terraria today... Finish up the farms and rooms on the map Reninsane and I started.. Feel free to join me!! Http://Twitch.TV/mike_the_madkiwi 12.30est
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Botcoding and Breaking the universe[0]...
Come hang out! twitch.tv/mike_the_madkiwi 9pmest
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Work
Occupation
Massive Nerd.
Skills
i make a very lovely cup of tea...
Employment
  • The Grotto Security Group
    Owner, present
    vulnerability and security auditor.
  • Orpheum Hosting Solutions
    Technical Services Manager (volunteer/neverpaid)
  • IBM
    POS Exchange
  • HP
    Corporate Support
  • TD Banking Corp.
    QA Software Dept
Places
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Currently
London, Ontario, Canada
Previously
Oxford, Canterbury, New Zealand
Story
Tagline
MiketheMadkiwi
Introduction
i'm 35ish, have two daugthers & i dont drink alcohol, no wonder i'm going bald....
Bragging rights
i can google all sorts of neat stuff. excellent right?
Education
  • Oxford
    Batchelor of Nerdistics, 1996 - 2001
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Gender
Male
Other names
Madkiwi