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Mike Hildyard
Works at The Grotto Security Group
Attended Oxford
Lives in London, Ontario, Canada
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Court again today. The daunting task of explaining to my ex wife that i didn't do this to spite her, i understand that it's an inconvenience having to take time off work & come into the city. Yes i understand it means you have to sit there and HOPE i don't start answering questions with a truth your new husband hasn't heard...
Face the choices you made. I'm forced to.
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thanks, it's ALMOST fucking over... Last court date next time...I HOPE
 
Dear Universe, While i am sure you think you are pretty fucking funny.. I assure you i don't agree with your sense of humour. Migraine headaches on a day when i have WAY too much office work to do are just a dick move...I'm going to go hide in the dark. Cya all on the other side.
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If you feel that having a measles party is preferable to vaccinating your child, serve half juice, half bleach in your guests glasses. it'll cleanse them of poor genetic code too....
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Stuffy sinuses, check, achy bones, check, generalized gross feeling... check. yup.. i have the flu. so much for getting shit done today... i see couch and snuggles with the kids in my immediate future.
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Workin on it.... old tv capture card.

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I am not sure whether to be disappointed, or amused. 
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Nope but since when did anything humans did make sense?

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Nothing grinds me more than watching someone who is not smarter than their actions, try to pull the wool over on you. If you'd say it behind my back, say it to my face. this two faced shit is getting tired FAST and i'm getting tired of playing nicely in the sandbox with then spoiled child.
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Aye aye

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No matter how educated, talented, smart, or pretty you believe you are, how you treat other people is how you are viewed by the world. 

Integrity is everything.
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Yeap
 
All you firefly nerds out there.. Serenity LIVES!!!
http://www.keepflying.com/cortex/
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Dear Mr Darwin. 
Thank you.
http://darwinday.org/
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It would appear i am a crotchety, miserable old bald fuck today...
so business as usual then...
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Lol

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The Grotto welcomes Phi to the server family. Phi will be taking over as failover and cdn for any media hosted by us. I don't care is noone else but me gets a thrill out of this... i am One Happy Nerd!
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Occupation
Massive Nerd.
Skills
i make a very lovely cup of tea...
Employment
  • The Grotto Security Group
    Owner, present
    vulnerability and security auditor.
  • Orpheum Hosting Solutions
    Technical Services Manager (volunteer/neverpaid)
  • IBM
    POS Exchange
  • HP
    Corporate Support
  • TD Banking Corp.
    QA Software Dept
Places
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Currently
London, Ontario, Canada
Previously
Oxford, Canterbury, New Zealand
Story
Tagline
MiketheMadkiwi
Introduction
i'm 35ish, have two daugthers & i dont drink alcohol, no wonder i'm going bald....
Bragging rights
i can google all sorts of neat stuff. excellent right?
Education
  • Oxford
    Batchelor of Nerdistics, 1996 - 2001
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Gender
Male
Other names
Madkiwi