Basically, a stressed out thirtysomething single parent, trying my best to be a Yummy Mammy (and failing!!), hold down a career (badly), keep the house in order (doing very badly on that one) attempting to single parent internationally (disastrously!). I used to drink too much (at weekends and only when I'm childless), I also used to smoke too much (but not in the house or near the child), I'm a size 6 (seriously I actually am) and I have huge knockers (thanks to Batman's cheque book). But I can't find a decent bloke to save my life. So I'm secretly hoping that some day Jason Orange from Take That will knock on my door and profess undying love and we'll all live happily ever after. Well we can all dream can't we?