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In the comic books, Spiderman almost beat the Green Goblin to death for what he did to Gwen, but relented at the last second. The thing is while he was grieving Gwen's loss, he was torn between whether Goblin killed her before he could rescue her or whether one of his webs which broke her fall killed her.
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Using a fusion rifle or a shotgun in Destiny is for noobs +SSSniperWolf and I don't care what anyone says.  I'm surprised considering you're one of the best players in COD and Destiny and you actually resorted to such tactics.
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Not this bitch again... 😫
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The poor guy truly dodged a bullet with miss cold feet. I'd never forgive if that happened to me on my wedding day, she'd be public enemy number one in my eyes. She sounds too stupid and immature to ever really love somebody.
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+Joe Blow Yeah, she probably wasted a shit ton of everyone's money too.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry to be the barer of bad news here...but you're suffering from a terminal case of Christmastreeboneritis." 

Patient: "What the hell?! How did I contract that?!" 

Doctor: "Did you initiate sexual intercourse with a Christmas-obsessed dwarf recently?" 

Patient: "Oh f*ck me! I knew getting drunk around that midget stripper at my best friend's bachelor party was a bad idea!" 

Doctor: "That was no midget you porked, mate. That was one of Santa's ex-employees. They've become quite the problem since Santa decided to lay off workers on account of him not being able to compete with internet sales." 

Patient: "So how long have I got, doctor? You did say it was terminal. What are the symptoms am I going to suffer through?" 

Doctor: "Well...the first stage of the disease makes your member look like actual wood and your sperm is going to look like candy canes. The second stage is going to make your ding dong painfully sprout Christmas decorations. The third stage you'll grow a star out of your urethra and the last stage is a full blown party streamers coming out of your johnson 24 hours a day until you die of sheer exhaustion." 

Patient:"What about my treatment options?" 

Doctor: 'I'm afraid medical science has yet to understand how Christmastreeboneritis works, which means there will be no relief to your symptoms."

Patient: "Will my sex life be currently affected in any way?"

Doctor: "It will greatly be affected I'm sorry to say. When a woman looks at your ding dong, she definitely won't think all her Christmases have come at once. Here's a leaflet explaining things more clearly to you." 

* doctor hands patient a leaflet called So you screwed an Elf and now your dick resembles a Christmas Tree.
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Wot? LUL christmastreeboneritis
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This lady has the most bluest eyes I've ever seen and she has a pretty face as well. Such a pity her mouth gives the game away, which isn't very lady-like at all. 
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+Joe Blow I wonder if her vagina is as nice as yours
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I bought this game only this morning and I had to wait five hours to play it because I had other commitments. Upon playing it, I discovered there's no block button and that was a dumb move in my humble opinion. The only thing which saved my arse uncountable times in Demon's Souls and Dark Souls I and II was the ability to block.

From Software truly went above and beyond the call of stupid with that dumbarse move. 
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exactly bro. exactly
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Here is some more awesome throat singing +Kevin Markussen.
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The Pursuer in Dark Souls II is a boss I didn't kill first try. It took me a mammoth 25 tries (actually I lost count at 27) to kill him. 

Oh, yeah. The cleric beast in Bloodborne is a pushover compared to him.
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Yes, only hot to you guys at +BuzzFeedYellow because they have huge bank accounts.
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So I take it someone is jelly over miners earning more than he does. lol
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Squeakers should,not be playing games well above their age group. As an adult gamer, I often get sick and tired of mouthy, obnoxious brats who show little to no respect for other gamers. As for their parents, I consider them to be lazy, thoughtless and stupid to allow their children to play games with adult content. 

It's often those kinds of parents who later jump on the video-games-causes-violence bandwagon and play the hypocrite when they were the ones being thoughtless in the beginning. 

While the school in question might be pushing in a direction others may feel uncomfortable with, they have the right idea to remind parents of their obligations in raising the next generation of citizens. 
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+Joe Blow i agree the kids can be quite the annoying douchebags in multiplayer. and those usually are the ones with shit parents, but there are also good ones. 

don't blindly hate on children because of a few rotten apples. that's pretty childish for a "adult wise gamer"


i played halo CE when i was 10 (18 now) and i never called to people or insulted them, i didn't even used a mic and usually ended up being the team MVP.


same shit with smart devices, they combine fine with kids, if you know how to raise them.
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I honestly cannot give two fucks about this game anymore. The story mode is awesome, but the GTA V Online  portion is where it truly loses its momentum . The cops are far too aggressively overpowered and they're annoying as fuck. You can be defending yourself against another player in free roam, but the moment you shoot back the cops 'magically" appear out of nowhere and shotgun you to death while your back is turned. 

There is no fucking excuse for this tiresome bullshit, Rockstar. Patch the cops or at least give us a choice of a free roam without their pestilential cuntery ruining everything,
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